Subway workers always put too much mayonaise on

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Blah. I said "..and just a little mayonnaise please". She picks up the white mayonnaise squirt tube and drenches my sandwich and goes "anything else?"


Yuk. No mam, that'll be all.

They went to the Peter North School of Throat Cuisine.

 

[ballmode]

you guys eat at wrong way today?

 

[CrazyLazy]

How has no one mentioned the obvious sexual overtones of this post?

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
It's a message: The mayonnaise is lube.



Fuck the sandwich. Yes, that's right. Fuck the sandwich. Get that bitch toasted so that it's nice and warm and then fuck the shit out of that fucking sandwich.

lemme guess, you get a 6" right?

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: dNor

Originally posted by: Ocguy31
I say we make a dNor sandwich, with extra mayo

I just punched my LCD at work

How did that work out for ya?

Not so great, actually :Q

lol

 

[thescreensavers]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Blah. I said "..and just a little mayonnaise please". She picks up the white mayonnaise squirt tube and drenches my sandwich and goes "anything else?"


Yuk. No mam, that'll be all.

this is the problem I had till I said just "one quick squirt" but now I put Oil and vinegar salt and pepper instead of mayo

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: spidey07
I did not know there was such a thing as too much mayonnaise.

:barf;

I hate mayonnaise (except in tuna salad), which makes it easy for me.

EDIT:

Originally posted by: aloser
Sweet Onion Sauce FTW

This.

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: thescreensavers

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Blah. I said "..and just a little mayonnaise please". She picks up the white mayonnaise squirt tube and drenches my sandwich and goes "anything else?"


Yuk. No mam, that'll be all.

this is the problem I had till I said just "one quick squirt"

......

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Sandwich artist my ass.

 

[Leros]

I've twice walked out of Subway while they were in the middle of making my sandwich. The first time, they put some nasty looking meat on it. I asked them to use different meat and they refused. The second time was because they drowned the sandwich in dressing. I asked them to remake it and they refused.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
I blundered and said "real light mayo", meaning just a light amount of mayo. Every other sub shop in the area interprets it as "a light amount of mayo." Subway? Nooo-oooo. Bastards happen to have regular mayo & low fat mayo. He squirted about a cup worth of the stuff on before I could get him to stop. AND, light mayo tastes like shit compared to regular mayo. Lose-lose.

'easy on the mayo'

subway switched to crappy tasting mayo a decade and a half ago. i'm sure it cost less than the original stuff (just like their gourmet bread switch 7 years ago gave us crappier bread 'well, now we put oats on it!'). in fact, i bet what they have now is salad dressing and not mayo.

oil & vinegar (they used to have a pretty good vinaigrette) or add mayo at home ftw!

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: sonambulo
It's a message: The mayonnaise is lube.



Fuck the sandwich. Yes, that's right. Fuck the sandwich. Get that bitch toasted so that it's nice and warm and then fuck the shit out of that fucking sandwich.

Ummm

 

[OCGuy]

Thats why you should always ask for cream of sumyounguy

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
'easy on the mayo'

Having worked part time at a pizza shop for 20+ years (a hobby), I took 10's of 1000's of sub orders. "light mayo" meaning "easy on the mayo" was the norm in this area. Everywhere, that is, except subway.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: ElFenix
'easy on the mayo'

Having worked part time at a pizza shop for 20+ years (a hobby), I took 10's of 1000's of sub orders. "light mayo" meaning "easy on the mayo" was the norm in this area. Everywhere, that is, except subway.

when you worked pizza i'm guessing that light (i.e. low cal) mayo was a contradiction in terms ;

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: venkman
lemme guess, you get a 6" right?

Yeah, but half of it goes to waste.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: DrPizza

Originally posted by: ElFenix
'easy on the mayo'

Having worked part time at a pizza shop for 20+ years (a hobby), I took 10's of 1000's of sub orders. "light mayo" meaning "easy on the mayo" was the norm in this area. Everywhere, that is, except subway.

When I worked at Subway, I always asked for clarification when someone asked for light mayo, because it can be interpreted either way.

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: waffleironhead
I always ask for extra mayo, they can never give me enough.

this.

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: CRXican
I don't get mayo but rather go for the Chipotle sauce.

I love their southwest sauce

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: Kadarin

Originally posted by: spidey07
I did not know there was such a thing as too much mayonnaise.