Subject: CDC Virus

RichPLS

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Subject: CDC Virus

PLEASE TAKE HEED!!!! New CDC Virus Warning -- TAKE HEED NOW!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease. This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea lecthim (pronounced "gonna re-elect him").

Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for the past 4 years, and in spite of having taken measures to protect themselves from this especially virulent disease.

Cognitive sequellae of individuals infected with Gonorrhea lecthim include, but are not limited to: Anti-social personality disorder traits; delusions of grandeur with a distinct messianic flavor; chronic mangling of the English language; extreme cognitive dissonance; inability to incorporate new information; pronounced xenophobia; inability to accept responsibility for actions; exceptional cowardice masked by acts of misplaced bravado; ignorance of geography and history; tendencies toward creating evangelical theocracies; and a strong propensity for categorical, all-or nothing behavior.
 

saxophonoia

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I'm laughing....not because it was funny, but because you actually took time out of your day to post that.
 

brxndxn

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Can we start saying "Go Fvck yourself" to idiots like this without getting banned now?
 

Eli

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I hope you aren't the one that wrote that .. lol
 

Gurck

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Gonna have to go against the norm here and give it a 6-7 out of 10. Above all, I especially hate stupid people, and our president... well... Text
 

simms

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Originally posted by: Gurck
Gonna have to go against the norm here and give it a 6-7 out of 10. Above all, I especially hate stupid people, and our president... well... Text

Haha.. I liked it. :) 8/10, easily.
 

Fausto

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As the resident ATOT CDC employee, I order you to STFU, stop posting, and perish in the nearest convenient conflagration.