I don't like the "Recommend me blablabla" ones. Can they not understand, it is "Recommend blablabla for me" or "Recommend a good blablabla for me" or even "I would like recommendations for blablabla".
Example "Recomend me a chineese restaurant"
Now obviously that makes no sense, but initially, the first thing that comes to my mind is that that person thinks that they are a Chineese restaurant, and they wish for others to advertise for them. It really really sounds stupid. Thus, I vote for making "recommend me" a banned phrase!
to put it stupidly, "Recommend Me" has so much stupidness that it's stupider than stupidest. It nearly has me stupified!