Stupid & Ungrateful People!

HannibalX

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My company offers free Barnie's coffee for all employees. You can have as much as you want and no one will ever hassle you about it.

There are people who site in my part of the building who stomp around complaining that "they don't have good coffee here" in snide, entitled tones. You can hear them sighing and grunting nearly every morning.

HELLO!? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FREE COFFEE THEN STOP DRINKING IT AND BUY YOUR OWN ****** COFFEE YOU SPOILED BRAT BASTARDS.
 

compuwiz1

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How much much maturity does your company hope to attract, when it names it's coffee after a purple childhood icon?
 

HannibalX

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Originally posted by: compuwiz1
How much much maturity does your company hope to attract, when it names it's coffee after a purple childhood icon?

Fortune 500 company, ranked *around* 250 or so. ;)

 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
How much much maturity does your company hope to attract, when it names it's coffee after a purple childhood icon?

Fortune 500 company, ranked *around* 250 or so. ;)

Principal Financial?
 

gwrober

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Some people can never be truly happy. They like to complain and find fault in other things/people. We have lots of those here too.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: Pale Rider
My company offers free Barnie's coffee for all employees. You can have as much as you want and no one will ever hassle you about it.

There are people who site in my part of the building who stomp around complaining that "they don't have good coffee here" in snide, entitled tones. You can hear them sighing and grunting nearly every morning.

HELLO!? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FREE COFFEE THEN STOP DRINKING IT AND BUY YOUR OWN ****** COFFEE YOU SPOILED BRAT BASTARDS.
I dare you to say that to them.

I double dog dare ya. :D
 

HannibalX

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: Pale Rider
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
How much much maturity does your company hope to attract, when it names it's coffee after a purple childhood icon?

Fortune 500 company, ranked *around* 250 or so. ;)

Principal Financial?

Nope, but close! ;) One word is correct.

 

ForumMaster

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that's not so stupid as damn right ungrateful. reminds me that thread where this guy complained that he didn't like the brand new toyota corrola his parents bought him.
 

amish

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our company has free starbucks drip coffee and i hear the same thing. i'm really starting to think that people complain to either: A) complain to complain B) hear themselves talk. both are equally annoying.
 

ahurtt

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Just post an anonymous sign by the coffee machine when nobody's around that says, "Don't like the coffee? You get what you pay for. QUITCHERBITCHIN!"
 

Amused

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HELLO!? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE FREE COFFEE THEN STOP DRINKING IT AND BUY YOUR OWN ****** COFFEE YOU SPOILED BRAT BASTARDS

Here's an idea: Print this statement out in large, bold type and post it over the coffee station.

Do it daily for a week or so.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: ahurtt
Just post an anonymous sign by the coffee machine when nobody's around that says, "Don't like the coffee? You get what you pay for. QUITCHERBITCHIN!"

You bastard! :p
 

broon

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People around here are so grateful that they take the free coffee home.
 

MmmSkyscraper

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Originally posted by: Amused
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Just post an anonymous sign by the coffee machine when nobody's around that says, "Don't like the coffee? You get what you pay for. QUITCHERBITCHIN!"

You bastard! :p

Pwned!11!!1!1 :D

Here's another idea, push them down the stairs then they can complain that the free Band-Aids don't have dinosaurs on them.
 

HannibalX

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Originally posted by: broon
People around here are so grateful that they take the free coffee home.

Yes they do that here also. It has got to the point that our facilities people (who make the coffee) have to HIDE the bags so people don't take them home. I bet when they get home they tell their family how BAD the FREE coffee is.
 

DigitalCancer

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lol, take away the coffee for a few days and they'd be bitching that their isn't any coffee. ^_^

If i worked there, i wouldn't drink the coffee though, but thats just b/c i don't drink coffee.
 

PingSpike

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The last place I worked had the worst coffee ever. It was pretty hard to drink.

I'd rather have a raise then free coffee. Current job has no free coffee...so I bought my own coffee maker and I make whatever the hell I want.
 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: amish
our company has free starbucks drip coffee and i hear the same thing. i'm really starting to think that people complain to either: A) complain to complain B) hear themselves talk. both are equally annoying.

How about:

C) the coffee actually tastes bad to them.
 

ahurtt

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: amish
our company has free starbucks drip coffee and i hear the same thing. i'm really starting to think that people complain to either: A) complain to complain B) hear themselves talk. both are equally annoying.

How about:

C) the coffee actually tastes bad to them.

THEN DON'T DRINK IT! Is that so hard to understand?
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: ahurtt
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: amish
our company has free starbucks drip coffee and i hear the same thing. i'm really starting to think that people complain to either: A) complain to complain B) hear themselves talk. both are equally annoying.

How about:

C) the coffee actually tastes bad to them.

THEN DON'T DRINK IT! Is that so hard to understand?

for some people, yes that is way too hard to understand.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MrDudeMan
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: amish
our company has free starbucks drip coffee and i hear the same thing. i'm really starting to think that people complain to either: A) complain to complain B) hear themselves talk. both are equally annoying.

How about:

C) the coffee actually tastes bad to them.

THEN DON'T DRINK IT! Is that so hard to understand?

for some people, yes that is way too hard to understand.


Huh? :confused: