Stupid things your significant other says/does while sleeping?

[Occifer]

Originally posted by: Millennium

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Millennium
My old roommate spoke Spanish in his sleep. He would also sometimes grab me by the arm and say "damn dude I was thinking in spanish again." The only Spanish I ever learned from him was swear words.

puta!

Chupe muy huevos bendeho.

Now that is supposed to say lick my balls fvc*ker but I am not sure if I have the correct spelling or words. That was the main phrase I learned.

Pinche cabron!

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
my cat will somehow take up half the bed

and then she'll leave

and then she'll come back and want back in bed so she'll wake me up until i pick her up

and then she'll slap me in the face with her tail

damn cat

Ahahaha, my cat does that... correction, she used to do that, two years ago, when I lived at home... Darn dorm room.

Hopefully I'll live at home this summer.

 

[Orsorum]

I've done some straaaaaange things while sleeping... I peed on a cat, once, when I was 7 or so... walked over to a neighbor's house when I was 11, rang the doorbell, asked if I could use their bathroom, used it, washed my hands, said thanks, walked back to my house, and went to bed, at 2AM... among other things.

 

[AvesPKS]

Heh. My girlfriend doesn't talk in her sleep. However, I am notorious for this. I yell, scream, cry out, and mumble incoherently in my sleep. My favorite episode occured while I was a senior in high school. I went on a ski trip with my church youth group. It was an overnight trip, so we stayed in a church in Pennsylvania. The girls slept upstairs in the main area, while us guys slept downstairs in the basement. There were a lot of us, so the whole floor of the basement was covered with guys, all practically sleeping side-by-side. I woke up at about 2am with people turning on the lights, and everyone looking at me. Apparently (and this is what I'm told), I started yelling and screaming about aliens, and how they were coming to get us. I woke up everybody in the basement, and my friend just told me, "You're crazy," and went back to bed.

 

[Geekbabe]

He raised his arm straight up in the air with 2 fingers extended and said "I think it's got one good left in it"
Lol,it was funny as hell

 

[Nohr]

I was in the living room while my wife was sleeping in the bedroom. Everything is calm and peaceful until I hear this shout "I'M BLIND YOU FVCKING IDIOT!!!" Boy was she embarassed after that one.

Back when I lived with my parents my little brother and I shared the same room. He was sleeping while I was rooting through the closet for something. He woke up and sits up on his bed and informs me with a happy dazed smile, "That's my door." I said "Huh!?" He repeats, with the same silly grin, "That's my door!" I laughed about that for a while and still tease him about it today.

 

[brentman]

One night my ex-girlfriend decided to stay over cuz she wasn't moved into her new place yet. She was sleeping and I was lying next to her awake. (stupid insomnia) Suddenly she grabs a hold of my wrist. So I'm thinking, wth, oh well maybe just just wants to hold on to me or something. A minute later she starts flailing and swinging my arm all around. She did it so hard she kinda woke herself up. I looked at her and said 'Are you alright?' her response was 'I had a dream you were falling.' Then she passed back into the sleep world. I told her about it the next morning and she didn't know she did it. I laughed my a$$ off for days over that one. In fact it still makes me laugh. I'm laughing now. Silly women.

 

[PlasticJesus]

Worked for a Salt Lake City-based trucking company. At their SLC terminal they have sleeping quarters where folks stay 10 people to a room. Was there for a few days one time and stayed in one of the rooms. One night this fella' starts talking in his sleep and he says something about carbon and something about zinc. I'm thinking "Holy Christ, this guy's reciting the periodic table of elements in his sleep or something". A few hours later he talks in his sleep again and it's all unintelligible.

As a standard I don't talk to entry-level driving students because there are some real freak-shows there that have yet to be weeded out. For some reason, though, I said to the guy, "Hey man, you were talking in your sleep big-time last night". As soon as he started to respond I'm thinkin' "Man, you should just keep your mouth shut. When will I ever learn?". He asks "What was I saying?". I told him I had no idea and I tried to dismiss it all. He pursued it so I finally told him and he says "That's interesting. I study when I sleep. I've been trying to develop a new element to use for crown posts (dental stuff) and there are these people I talk to in my sleep. Are you sure you don't know exactly what I said?"

It was crazy. Guy reminded me a lot of that Applewhite guy that convinced those folks that there was a spaceship in the tail of Hale-Bopp comet and they all killed themselves.

Left that company last week and folks like that are a big part of why. No hiring standard whatsoever. Good news about that industry though is that it's as simple as I start to work for someone new Monday.

 

[Alphazero]

Your girl is some kind of schizophrenic psychopath. I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you .