stupid ratkil poll

ratkil

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Okay, assume the following stipulations:

There is an attractive (in all ways) member of the opposite sex and this is not a chance meeting, you have had time to get to know them (and surprisely they are still attractive :Q ). You can either A: Have sex with, but they will leave immediately after, or B: Not have sex with but they will spend the entire night. After this one time, you will not see them again. Which would you pick?

P.S. L.O.B. answers are allowed for amusement sake :) , but keep answers tame to avoid locking. That is of course assuming I have not already crossed the line........
 

Locutus of Board

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Damn, I don't have that much of a rep for getting threads locked, do I? :p

For your question, A.

For example: If I had Laetitia Casta, I wouldn't be finished "playing tiddlywinks" (good enough to keep it from getting locked?) until I was in sooo much pain that I couldn't stand upright. Then I would still go back for more. I wonder what the world record for consecutive "tiddlywink playing" is. Whatever it may be, I'd go 4 it. I'm not 19 anymore, but my old record for "playing tiddlywinks" was about 6½ hours. That was 12 years ago. :)


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Glad you put it yourself in your title &quot;stupid ratkil poll.&quot; That's an understatement. :p
 

Chef0083

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What a great analogy!! I never thought of Tiddly Winks before...:D<--New smileys Suck!
 

Croton

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(A)

I would make sure that it would be HOURS...even DAYS before she left.
muahahhaha
 

ratkil

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<<but my old record for &quot;playing tiddlywinks&quot; was about 6½ hours>> I guess as absence makes the heart grow fonder, the passing of time also makes the duration grow longer. You sure it wasn't 6.5 minutes. ;)

<<I would make sure that it would be HOURS...even DAYS before she left.>> Would you like some good book recommendations to have on hand for her when she grows bored with your childish attempts at satisfying her? ;)

Heh, heh, this is actually kind of fun. :Q

 

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<< Would you like some good book recommendations to have on hand for her when she grows bored with your childish attempts at satisfying her? >>



Aw who cares...it's all about me! j/k
 

Locutus of Board

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<< You sure it wasn't 6.5 minutes. >>



Yes.

When I say I was &quot;playing tiddlywinks&quot; for 6.5 hours, it wasn't just getting the little &quot;tiddlywink&quot; in the jar again and again.
We both stopped to eat &quot;peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches&quot; from time to time.
Tried different rooms &quot;playing tiddlywinks&quot; on the carpet, couch, bed, dining room table, by the refrigerator taking food out and putting on each others &quot;tiddlywinks&quot;
Did you ever try &quot;playing tiddlywinks&quot; in every contorted position you can think of?

I guess what I'm trying to say is that was the longest &quot;playing tiddlywinks&quot; session.
 

Yeeny

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I would pick B. Just because I am never going to see them again does not mean I would just jump in the sack for the heck of it. But I would like to spend the time getting to know them, so I would always have a special memory of them, and our time together.
 

JellyBaby

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I would reprogram the simulator to make it possible to both have sex and have her stay the night. I don't like to lose. :)
 

Yeeny

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LOB: We don't know for sure that all the girls will pick B. Let Adul answer first. :D
 

Farbio

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ok, madam adul, u reminded us that, but you didn't reply to the question


btw, a definitely....although there is a good part of me that would go for b...perhaps its that i don't have a gf right now that makes me choose a...and like lob, i'd just make it last a very very long time:)
 

ratkil

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<<We both stopped to eat &quot;peanut butter and Jelly sandwiches&quot; from time to time.>> Gee, does Peanut Butter and Jelly act like vitamin E? :Q


<<Like we couldn't predict that B was the girls answer>> k, that prompts my answer. I would always pick B, I don't think I would ever take the fleeting joy of sex over that exquisite pleasure of waking up in the morning and watching someone else you are very attracted to wake up. Not to mention that is one time when they are not keeping up that annoying chatter........ ;)
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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Depending on my mood and how uh..tiddlywink-able they were, I might take B. If they're leaving anyway, why would I torture myself by getting more emotionally involved?