Stupid question of the day

[Compnewbie01]

Can you donate half of an organ? I'm not talking about a heart since that obviously would not work. Although I wonder if certain organs like the liver and pancreas could be 'donated' while the donor is still able to live. Would the same apply to a lung in that it could be made into two smaller lungs with some creative surgery? I know you can live with one kidney and I had an great grandfather that had half of one of his lungs removed surgically.

Forgive me for the stupid questions that pop into my head.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Compnewbie01
Can you donate half of an organ? I'm not talking about a heart since that obviously would not work. Although I wonder if certain organs like the liver and pancreas could be 'donated' while the donor is still able to live. Would the same apply to a lung in that it could be made into two smaller lungs with some creative surgery? I know you can live with one kidney and I had an great grandfather that had half of one of his lungs removed surgically.

Forgive me for the stupid questions that pop into my head.

I donated half my dick. Guess who got it?

 

[Compnewbie01]

Why not add that to my question...could you donate one testicle and would it still function?

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Compnewbie01
Can you donate half of an organ? I'm not talking about a heart since that obviously would not work. Although I wonder if certain organs like the liver and pancreas could be 'donated' while the donor is still able to live. Would the same apply to a lung in that it could be made into two smaller lungs with some creative surgery? I know you can live with one kidney and I had an great grandfather that had half of one of his lungs removed surgically.

Forgive me for the stupid questions that pop into my head.

I donated half my dick. Guess who got it?

oh was it you? i'm up to 4 inches now

 

[Baked]

Pretty sure the surgeon will just murder your ass and take all your organs and sell it to the highest bidder.

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
I donated half my dick. Guess who got it?

Dude, WTF?!

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Compnewbie01
Can you donate half of an organ? I'm not talking about a heart since that obviously would not work. Although I wonder if certain organs like the liver and pancreas could be 'donated' while the donor is still able to live. Would the same apply to a lung in that it could be made into two smaller lungs with some creative surgery? I know you can live with one kidney and I had an great grandfather that had half of one of his lungs removed surgically.

Forgive me for the stupid questions that pop into my head.

I donated half my dick. Guess who got it?

oh was it you? i'm up to 4 inches now

No, it was your mom.
Zing!

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Compnewbie01
Can you donate half of an organ? I'm not talking about a heart since that obviously would not work. Although I wonder if certain organs like the liver and pancreas could be 'donated' while the donor is still able to live. Would the same apply to a lung in that it could be made into two smaller lungs with some creative surgery? I know you can live with one kidney and I had an great grandfather that had half of one of his lungs removed surgically.

Forgive me for the stupid questions that pop into my head.

I donated half my dick. Guess who got it?

A fly?

 

[olds]

Jeez, I set you guys up and you fail.

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Jeez, I set you guys up and you fail.

You failed at setting up.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Jeez, I set you guys up and you fail.

You failed at setting up.

I set you up pretty good. Who let you back?

 

[rudeguy]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: rudeguy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Jeez, I set you guys up and you fail.

You failed at setting up.

I set you up pretty good. Who let you back?

The senior mods according to Derek.

 

[Compnewbie01]

10 replies and not a single response...the internet is great!

 

[elmer92413]

You can donate part of your liver it will grow back. You can live on 1 kidney. That's all I know. I doubt you can donate a testicle I image that it would continue to make your dna. But I'm pretty sure you can live with just one or even no testicle.

 

[Epic Fail]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: Compnewbie01
Can you donate half of an organ? I'm not talking about a heart since that obviously would not work. Although I wonder if certain organs like the liver and pancreas could be 'donated' while the donor is still able to live. Would the same apply to a lung in that it could be made into two smaller lungs with some creative surgery? I know you can live with one kidney and I had an great grandfather that had half of one of his lungs removed surgically.

Forgive me for the stupid questions that pop into my head.

I donated half my dick. Guess who got it?

Your mouth.

Zing!

 

[coldmeat]

Originally posted by: elmer92413
But I'm pretty sure you can live with just one or even no testicle.

If you call that living.