Hmmm...my racist friend told me these pickup lines today and I think they're stupid (and racist). Man, I hate that racist. Anyhow, post em if you got em.
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
6) How about we play goat and goat farmer? You make assorted goat noises and I sneak up from behind and have sex with you
1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?
3) My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
4) If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, then could I meet you between the holidays?
5) How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.
6) How about we play goat and goat farmer? You make assorted goat noises and I sneak up from behind and have sex with you
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