Stupid neighbors strike again.

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Punchline:

ERASE THE SPOILERS

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that two people fucking on top of a caterpillar is going to kill it. Did it actually survive, or is the finale just for dramatic effect?

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that two people fucking on top of a caterpillar is going to kill it. Did it actually survive, or is the finale just for dramatic effect?

I'm pretty sure it perished. Pretending it lived through the ordeal makes for a much more interesting story. Wouldn't you agree?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that two people fucking on top of a caterpillar is going to kill it. Did it actually survive, or is the finale just for dramatic effect?

I'm pretty sure it perished. Pretending it lived through the ordeal makes for a much more interesting story. Wouldn't you agree?

Yup. Just checking.

 

[spacejamz]

Originally posted by: dquan97
Punchline:

The story is told of a caterpillar's point of view.

HTW will a caterpillar carry a camera the next time he is in the woods??? 😕

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: spacejamz

Originally posted by: dquan97
Punchline:

The story is told of a caterpillar's point of view.

HTW will a caterpillar carry a camera the next time he is in the woods??? 😕

Indeed. For that matter, how would a caterpillar make a post on an internet forum while logged in with my account???

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Maybe the punchline is a little subtle? At least a couple of people get it.

Yes, I had no idea WTH it meant the first time I read it.
Also, did the caterpillar really scream?

 

[KK]

:camera:s, and not of the caterpillar, or your caterpillar.

 

[rh71]

W H Y D I D Y O U C A L L Y O U R S E L F A P E R S O N ?

 

[halik]

SHENS SHENS ABSOLUTE SHENS

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: rh71
W H Y D I D Y O U C A L L Y O U R S E L F A P E R S O N ?

If you were a sentient, intelligent caterpillar writing a story, what would you call yourself?

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Maybe the punchline is a little subtle? At least a couple of people get it.

Yes, I had no idea WTH it meant the first time I read it.
Also, did the caterpillar really scream?

Yes. It was blood-curdling.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that two people fucking on top of a caterpillar is going to kill it. Did it actually survive, or is the finale just for dramatic effect?

I'm pretty sure it perished. Pretending it lived through the ordeal makes for a much more interesting story. Wouldn't you agree?

Yup. Just checking.

yeah, was wondering this myself. especially since Ned felt the need to dropkick the sumbitch. must have been one big-ass caterpillar....

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: rh71
W H Y D I D Y O U C A L L Y O U R S E L F A P E R S O N ?

If you were a sentient, intelligent caterpillar writing a story, what would you call yourself?

bird food?

 

[yllus]

It's not that the joke is too subtle, you just personified the caterpillar way too much. Your first sentence works, because caterpillars do have neighbours. However, it's a stretch for most to imagine caterpillars think much of property rights, since most of them crawl around at random anyways.

I realize just now that I'd given this forum post too much critical analysis, so without further ado I will get back to writing software. Goodbye!

 

[pstylesss]

Cute story

 

[jjones]

lol, I guess you two had one extra ugly bumping around with you. 😀

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that two people fucking on top of a caterpillar is going to kill it. Did it actually survive, or is the finale just for dramatic effect?

I'm pretty sure it perished. Pretending it lived through the ordeal makes for a much more interesting story. Wouldn't you agree?

Yup. Just checking.

yeah, was wondering this myself. especially since Ned felt the need to dropkick the sumbitch. must have been one big-ass caterpillar....

That's an interesting choice of words you have there.

 

[BW86]

ROFL, best story I've read in a while.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: technophile82
i still dont get it...

funny story, but i don't get it either 🙁

 

[Adul]

time to put up some markers

 

[Adul]

wait cant you press charges for assault

 

[RESmonkey]

The next time I?m in my woods, you can bet that I?m going to carry my rifle, pretending to hunt deer.

Fixed.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed

Let's just say that after all was said and done, she got off

And you didn't?😕