Stupid Movie Quotes Thread

[Pastfinder]

Wanted a thread to make me laugh, here is one.


Hmmmm, stupid movie quotes:

"Life is Like a Mop."
"I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!"

 

[bmacd]

-=bmacd=-

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Wanted a thread to make me laugh, here is one.
"I want you to round up ever vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down. I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, sh!t-kickers and Methodists!"

Let's make this interesting - name the movie, then give another quote. Yours is from Blazing Saddles.

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass . . . true story."

 

[fatalbert]

Mallrats


"Finish up the 'taters, I'm going to go fondle my sweaters"

 

[freakflag]

"Merry Christmas! Sh!tter's full!"

 

[Pastfinder]

Christmas Vacation

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Christmas Vacation

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."

Mystery Men . . . and I think fatalbert's is from Trainspotting, since y'all conveniently ignored it.

"It's not a gift. It's just a brain."

 

[fatalbert]

Originally posted by: X-Man

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Christmas Vacation

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."

Mystery Men . . . and I think fatalbert's is from Trainspotting, since y'all conveniently ignored it.

"It's not a gift. It's just a brain."

well your thinking is incorrect

 

[XMan]

Originally posted by: fatalbert

Originally posted by: X-Man

Originally posted by: Pastfinder
Christmas Vacation

"I don't need a compass to tell me which way the wind shines."

Mystery Men . . . and I think fatalbert's is from Trainspotting, since y'all conveniently ignored it.

"It's not a gift. It's just a brain."

well your thinking is incorrect

It's your floor then, hotshot. My quote was from Cube, BTW.

 

[Aceshigh]

Dude, you got a tattoo!
Sweet! What's it say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
No, what's mine say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sww-eeet:|

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Aceshigh
Dude, you got a tattoo!
Sweet! What's it say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
No, what's mine say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sww-eeet:|

worst movie ever.

 

[Raincity]

Originally posted by: Aceshigh
Dude, you got a tattoo!
Sweet! What's it say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
No, what's mine say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sww-eeet:|
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worst movie ever.



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I second that.




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Rain

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Aceshigh
Dude, you got a tattoo!
Sweet! What's it say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
No, what's mine say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sww-eeet:|

worst movie ever.

it had stiffler in it how could it be bad?

 

[Pastfinder]

bump

 

[freebee]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: Aceshigh
Dude, you got a tattoo!
Sweet! What's it say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sweet!
No, what's mine say?
Dude!
What's mine say?
Sww-eeet:|

worst movie ever.

it had stiffler in it how could it be bad?

...and den?

 

[gtsukada]

"i can daralick my own balls"

 

[GaiDaigoji]

"One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass . . . true story."

I used to be in a band called "My Cousin Walter" :-D