Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

[Mojoed]

We've all heard them from time to time. What are some of your favorite stupid jokes? Below are a few that got me going pretty good.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?

A. line perpendicular to both.

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Q. What's blue and fvcks grannies?

A. Hypothermia.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

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Q: When you see a group of ducks flying south for the winter why is one side of the 'V' always longer then the other?

A: Because there's more ducks on that side, dumbass.

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Q: What does a 300lb hamster do?

A: Shoves gay people up its ass.

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Q: What's green and has wheels?

A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

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This computer's so old, it has a grandmotherboard.

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Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to whiten his clothes?

A: Blee-otch!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish
Interrupt..(grab their face with your hand)

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Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A: Phillipe Phlop

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[amol]

a couple chuckles

 

[jtusa]

So bad he deserves BANNINATION!!!

 

[Semidevil]

Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to whiten his clothes?

A: Blee-otch!

haha, that really made me rofl!!!

 

[Brutuskend]

A Baby seal walked into a club...

 

[Mik3y]

here's more of a pickup line:

hey, are u a chicken farmer?

(no, why?)

because you can sure raise cock!

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
A Baby seal walked into a club...

you monster!

 

[xSkyDrAx]

I gotta try that interrupting starfish one :laugh:

 

[NetGuySC]

What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: NetGuySC


What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter

Uggghh

 

[SynthDude2001]

Originally posted by: NetGuySC


What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter

boooooo......

 

[mobobuff]

Didn't really laugh at any of those.

 

[vshah]

oh man i can't wait to try the starfish one

 

[JoeKing]

Q: Why was the blindman twirling his dog by the tail over his head?
A: He wanted to look around.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: SynthDude2001

Originally posted by: NetGuySC


What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?

A Salad Shooter

boooooo......

I actually laughed. and my (vegetarian) roommate is alseep.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.

I'm sure I saw it in another thread here but...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the...uh...same side?

 

[Orsorum]

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, "isn't that really annoying?" The pirate responds, "Yaarrr, it's driving me nuts!"

 

[Mojoed]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, "isn't that really annoying?" The pirate responds, "Yaarrr, it's driving me nuts!"

I like that one. :beer:

 

[JoeKing]

What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Bunny farts.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.

I'm sure I saw it in another thread here but...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the...uh...same side?

booo :thumbsdown:

 

[IAteYourMother]

This was a bad joke

 

[vshah]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.

I'm sure I saw it in another thread here but...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the...uh...same side?

damn beat me to it!!


First Man: I bet I can make you speak like a native american!
Second Man: How?
First Man: Told you I could.

 

[IAteYourMother]

If quizzes are quizzical, then wat are tests?

 

[Brutuskend]

Just like my Grandfather always used to say, "I'm gonna go up stairs, and fvck your Grandma!"

Well, he didn't want to lie to a five year old!