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Stupid jokes that make you laugh anyway

M

Mojoed

Diamond Member
We've all heard them from time to time. What are some of your favorite stupid jokes? Below are a few that got me going pretty good. 😀

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Q. What do you get when you cross a Lion with a Tiger?

A. line perpendicular to both.

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Q. What's blue and fvcks grannies?

A. Hypothermia.

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Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick.

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Q: When you see a group of ducks flying south for the winter why is one side of the 'V' always longer then the other?

A: Because there's more ducks on that side, dumbass.

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Q: What does a 300lb hamster do?

A: Shoves gay people up its ass.

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Q: What's green and has wheels?

A: Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.

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This computer's so old, it has a grandmotherboard.

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Q: What does Snoop Dogg use to whiten his clothes?

A: Blee-otch!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting starfish
Interrupt..(grab their face with your hand)

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Q: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
A: Phillipe Phlop

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here's more of a pickup line:

hey, are u a chicken farmer?

(no, why?)

because you can sure raise cock!

🙂
 
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.
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I'm sure I saw it in another thread here but...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the...uh...same side?
 
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, "isn't that really annoying?" The pirate responds, "Yaarrr, it's driving me nuts!"
 
Originally posted by: Orsorum
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender says, "isn't that really annoying?" The pirate responds, "Yaarrr, it's driving me nuts!"
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I like that one. :beer:
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.
Click to expand...

I'm sure I saw it in another thread here but...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the...uh...same side?
Click to expand...

booo :thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
To stay in the caliber of humor thus far:

Why did the chicken cropss the road?

To get to the other side.
Click to expand...

I'm sure I saw it in another thread here but...

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?

To get to the...uh...same side?
Click to expand...



damn beat me to it!!


First Man: I bet I can make you speak like a native american!
Second Man: How?
First Man: Told you I could.
 
Just like my Grandfather always used to say, "I'm gonna go up stairs, and fvck your Grandma!"

Well, he didn't want to lie to a five year old!
 
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