Stupid joke thread!

[amnesiac]

I've been up for..uhh..days. Need to sleep but I want to tell a funny first.
Post your best stupid jokes here. No racist / dirty / profane jokes please.

This one is in two parts:

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

Ever see an elephant hiding in a cherry tree?
Good hiders, ain't they?

 

[YohanDelSierra]

A rabi, a carrot and a giraffe walks inta a bar.

"What's this? Some kind of stupid joke?" bartender asked.

 

[amnesiac]

Ugh, don't get me started on walking-into-bar jokes.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.


Two men walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

 

[Shalmanese]

Whats Brown and sticky?




















A stick