stupid flies

rh71

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Do flies just stake out your door and bolt inside as soon as it's open? I've had this happen numerous times already. I open the door for a split second because I hate when bugs get in. I know they will try it and the door is open for as long as it takes for me to run in.

Yet in that 2 seconds, a fly always manages to get inside, where it's DARKER. Once they're in, all they do is fly toward the windows where it's BRIGHT. WTF?!?!?!?!?! It annoys me because I can't get rid of them until they decide to fly toward the door again when I can let them out. And they don't cooperate. If I could punch them in the kidney, I would.
 

rh71

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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
how long have you had these feelings?

You have no idea. Like I said, it's happened to me quite a few times. W T F ?!?!?!
 

T9D

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Maybe your house smells like arse. They like that smell. They make babies in it.
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
how long have you had these feelings?

You have no idea. Like I said, it's happened to me quite a few times. W T F ?!?!?!
It happens to all of us.

perhaps a no-pest strip inside the house?

Do you have shrubbery or any other plants near the door? They will hide amongst them.

Or an awning? That also gives them shelter.