Stupid ebayer.... what should I do?

limsandy

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Okay, I was trying to buy Finding Nemo DVD at ebay and I was bidding for $12 max since I have watched the movie before and not in a hurry to watch it again. Then the seller emailed me saying that he could sell me the same new DVD for $??? Out of a lengthy paragraph that he wrote to me, I could only understand the part where he said his offer. It wasn't even clear to me until I read over and over again. Here, I quote him:



"This email was sent by an eBay member via eBay's email forwarding
system.
If you reply to the email, your response will go directly to the member
and
not through eBay.

eBay Marketplace Safety Tip:
If this email is an offer to sell you an item without winning the
listing
on eBay, please report it to us at
http://pages.ebay.com/help/policies...-ebay-sale.html.
Please do not respond to it. Regardless of the apparent feedback of
the
sender or any claims they might make, such an offer is not only against
our
rules, but it is extremely risky. It is unsafe to purchase such an
item through
a transaction that is not on our site. You will lose the benefit of
eBay's
purchase protection programs, and run the risk of losing your money.

--------------------

To member: xxx
From member: xxx

--------------------


Hello there. On February 2nd you made a competitive bid of 12.00 on
crucial information to

acquire Finding NEMO DVD for only 2.00 or 3.00! Thats right
only 3.00! using an easy to follow step by step method. You didn't
win, you can STILL WIN.

If still interested I would like to offer it to you at a substantial
discountof your bid.8.00!

Essentially I will show you how to get the information to acquire Nemo
and other DVDs for pennies on the dollar For 8.00 + 3.00 ..you cant
beat it! Of

course FREE shipping. If interested, please let me know immediately.
Thanks!"




Okay, before I go on, somebody tell me how much he's offering me?

Then I told him that I was basically not interested in his offer. And here I quote myself:



"I'm glad I didn't win your auction because I didn't
know I was buying a DVD from someone who doesn't even
know how to type in English correctly! Not to mention,
you're probably selling pirated copies of the DVD
since you're probably from third world countries. Bye."

Then he wrote back to me saying non-sense stuffs.



"To my beloved Grammar Nazi,

First, I am pleased to see you have all the time in the world to carefully dot your perfect "i's" and cross your perfect "t's" in casual emails at 4:am. Bravo too you oh brilliant Sandy.

Secondly, I am a law student, and if you want to play foolish games with me, I will oblidge. 1. The correct phrase for civilized writing is "English correctly" not "IN English correctly." "In" makes for an unnecessary, choppy sentence. 2. How can I be from third world "countries." Upon last check when writing English, we match the singular "you're" with the singular "country" not "countries," unless I can be in several "countries" at once my dear brilliant Sandy. 3. Your hasty assumption that I am selling DVDs/CDs in the first place showing you didn't fully read the offer combined with your unsubstantiated belief that I could be from a third world country tells me many things about you. Your either ignorant, sheltered, completely uneducated, or all three. Brilliant Sandy, you were so quick to attack something that seemed great, you didn't give it a fair chance. I will spell it out for you dear. I sell information that allows you to get first run, factory-sealed top quality DVDs/CDs at a fraction of their cost. To get the deal, do you have to put in some time? Sure. Grave discounts require something return, but nothing you couldn't handle brilliant Sandy. Your immediate objection toward spending even an ounce of time to receive even the best of deals tells me your probably lazy as well. Uneducated and lazy? Sandy you can do better. I know you can. See, if you just opened your eyes and embraced a concept before attacking what you didn't understand, you could have received the DVD's or CD's you love, at a great price. Instead, you lose out. What can I say dear brilliant Sandy. I can only hope that the great Senator Kerry wins the White House, so future "Sandys" may be treated to an enhanced education. God bless.

LML
Pennsylvania (the "other" third world "state") :)




Gawd, can someone from PA just give this guy a punch in the face please?

I dont remember what I wrote back to him, but it's something like "Do you not understand the meaning of bye?" and telling him he'll be on my ignore list if he emails me again.

What should I do?


~limsandy
 

Ketteringo

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He is just going to tell you to join columbia house. The average cost per movie is usually between $7-8 depending on the promotion code used (CVX is currently the best). Unfortunately, you have to get 8-9 movies at a time, so you have to have quite a few picked out that you want :)
 

DaWhim

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I was selling a keyboard for pda, so I emailed to a guy that was bidding on the same item. the trade went thru...hehe, screw ebay :D
 

mflacy

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Post his Ebay ID, email address, or current auctions in this thread and let the fun begin!
 

cmdavid

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email him back w/ all your grammar corrections in his last reply to you... he had a few misspelled words in there...
 

limsandy

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The fegget replied again!


"Poor... not so brilliant Sandy. How completely thick and tiresome you are. Don't be a fool and clutter my email box with a reply. It would just be a terrible test of patience to see you attempt to write like someone with an education past the third grade. Pleasent dreams.

Love,

Louis, the unblockable:)"

This time, he used a different email address.


~limsandy
 

Mday

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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you read his reply wrong.

he is selling information on acquiring the dvd, not the dvd itself.
 

BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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He's going to give you a guide to setting up an account at a certain site where you sign up for trial memberships for $1, accumulate points, and get the DVD for essentially $3 after 3 signups (minus time used to sign up and cancel the trials).
 

limsandy

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Ah.... so he wasnt even selling me a DVD. He was selling me an information that I don't need. Fcuker!


~limsandy
 

handoverfist

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Apr 1, 2001
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You didn't read the auction correctly, and you are calling him stupid? Am I missing something here?
 

limsandy

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Yes, you are missing something. Why? Because you didnt read his emails to me. Go read it!


~limsandy
 

CrazyDe1

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Your'e an idiot...I didn't know people actually bid on information auctions. I guess I should start selling information if people are going to be dumb enough not to read carefully and mistakenly bid thinking it was real.
 

limsandy

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For you people who called me a moron and idiot, go read his email! Oh, now I remember some people just can't read. Ah, who is the moron and idiot now huh?


~limsandy
 

Banana

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Jun 3, 2001
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LOL @ Sandy :D

First of all, you fell for his bogus auction, then you "fed the troll."
 

CrazyDe1

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Originally posted by: limsandy
For you people who called me a moron and idiot, go read his email! Oh, now I remember some people just can't read. Ah, who is the moron and idiot now huh?


~limsandy

His emails made plenty of sense to me.
 

tm37

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Jan 24, 2001
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Originally posted by: limsandy
For you people who called me a moron and idiot, go read his email! Oh, now I remember some people just can't read. Ah, who is the moron and idiot now huh?


~limsandy

Actually you both are morons.

And you have a slight edge going into the home stretch.;)