Stupid driver in Seattle

luckydragon

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everybody is making weird driver threads its time for the STUPID driver thread :) this happened a few weeks ago but nonetheless it was funny. i come to a four way stop. ghetto car to my right pulls to the stop sign just as the car (crown victoria) to my left side pulls to its stop sign. the two drivers dont know who has thr right of way so they just pause there for a second. the two cars both want to turn into the street opposite of me. the two drivers get anxious i guess so they both turn at the exact same time. both cars slam on their brakes to avoid the accident and the drive of the ghetto car starts yelling &$@*$@^!!#% and all sorts of things while honking his horn a half a dozen times. the driver in the crown victoria does nothing except pull out his light/siren... you know those undercover cops has those single light/siren things and pulls the ghetto car over. the two huge undercover cops comes out to talk to the driver. i drive by and got a glimpse of complete fear from the driver in the ghetto car. his face was priceless :)
 

tkim

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lomfl!!! that's pretty much what happened to that guy in my post. wasnt the look on the guys face the funniest thing you ever saw??

it was like "HOLY F*CKIN CRAP SON OF A B!TCH I'M A DEAD M*THER F*CKER THIS COP IS GUNNA RAPE ME" look!!

hahahahhhahahahaahhahhahha!!
 

astroview

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time for my stupid driver in Cleveland story:

My friend and I are crossing the street to go to class at a crosswalk. Cop is sitting in a car eating food when a guy drives by and slows down. We start to cross, but are unsure if he is letting us go. So we slow down, so he takes that to mean go ahead. Cop turns on lights 1 second after that and we start laughing our asses off. We walked by to taunt him and he looked so pissed.
 

jsm

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When I went to Seattle, I was amazed at just how slow everyone drive on the freeway. I almost fell asleep. At one point, I was doing 50 on the freeway and I was passing everyone up.

I pray that this was a fluke.
 

eakers

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the one and only time i have been to america a huge black SUV pulled up beside our tiny car at a light but really really close
then the window rolled down and this huge black guy holding a gun yelled "GO BACK TO CANADA!"

i was scared at the time, i laugh about it now.

*kat. <-- never ever going back to detroit.
 

yakko

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<< the two drivers dont know who has thr right of way >>

And one was a real cop?
 

rominl

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eakers - holy..... that's a gun!!!!! you still laugh now?!?!
 

Pyxis

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eakers: There's nothing wrong with Detroit, that's just how we greet you Canadians down here;)
 

satori

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jsm: Yah, I'm confused about seattle driver's, too. It really depends on the day. I go back about once a month to visit my parents, g/f, etc... and sometimes everyone's cruising around 70-75, and other times, everyone's going 60. The speeds down here in the bay area are much more consistent... Occasionally (like today), you'll get stuck behind some idiot doing the speed limit in the left-lane, but in general, 5-10 mph over is the norm.

I remember one of the DJ's on the radio was complaining the >whole< day cause he had gotten a ticket for going 5 over...

Of course, when the rain comes out, that >totally< changes. :)
 

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