Stupid bumper stickers: post your favorites and ideas for new one's!

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AnyMal

AnyMal

Lifer
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I was sitting at the stoplight behind Jeep Cherokee that had that moronic sticker "It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand" So I thought why not create more stupid bumper stickers? Here are some ideas:

Yugo - It's a Yugo thing. You don't want to know.

Hummer/H2 - Yes, I do have a small penis

Chevy - Like a rock. Literally.

Ford - We used to make cars.

Porshe - My other car is a wheelchair.


Post more ideas!
 
anxi80

anxi80

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i once saw one on a lifted truck i liked. it said: 'missing a cat?' then underneath that it said: 'try checking under one of my tires.'
 
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Lola

i have a modified jeep and i HATE when i see that stupid "its a jeep thing" on them.

We have a MINI Cooper, and i would like a bumper sticker that says "Actual Size" :)

one that i thought was kinda dumb but still stuck with me was "WARNING:In Time of Rapture, car will be Vacant"

one that i see quite often:
"if you can read this, thank a teacher, if its in English, thank a soldier"
there are others, i gotta think about it though
 
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Encryptic

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"My child was Marksman of the Month at Columbine High School"

No, I actually have not seen that one. I heard the idea for it somewhere, though.
 
Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

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"If you can read this, flip me back over" (upside down) is a classic.

"Honk if you've never seen a weapon fired from a moving vehicle"
 
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TheNinja

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Honda - "Yes, you do have the exact same car as me" (perhaps only applies to the East Bay, Cali region).
Ford Fiesta - "Yes, I am over 400 lbs" (would also work for Geo Metro)
Ninja (motorcycle) - "My other car is a boner"
Geo Metro - "Yes, I do realize your motorcycle has more cylinders and HP than my car"
 
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GimpyOne

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"Strip Mining Prevents Forest Fires"

Unoffical motto of mining engineers!

Put that on the back of your vehicle along with

"Charlton Heston for President"

And you could have some real fun!
 
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zoiks

Lifer
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Large letters -- I like women drivers.
Smaller letters -- to get the hell out of my way.
 
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bobbybe01

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Originally posted by: PowerMac4Ever
The best one I've seen was "Bandwagon Patriot, loving America since 9/11/01" I think it was made by someone from SA.

Edit: here it is
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Funny. If that person had the same sticker right after 9-11, they would've been attacked, harrassed, etc. Then there were those "United We Stand" stickers...but they are nowhere to be found now.
 
AnyMal

AnyMal

Lifer
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Originally posted by: Armitage
Originally posted by: AnyMal
Originally posted by: Armitage
There's nothing as stupid as Bumper Nuts
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WTF???:Q Somehow I think this would be considered an obscenity in most places.
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Do they make dogs wear boxers in those places also?
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I suppose you should be able to walk around naked, after all dogs do too. Try it, and let us know how it went.
 
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qaa541

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I saw one on a car this week that made me laugh.
"If our forefathers had gun control, we'd still be British"
 
jamesbond007

jamesbond007

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One that my friend has on his turbo-charged BMW M3, all modded up:

"Drive it like ya stole it!"

:thumbsup:
 
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