Stuff that everyone should know, but some people don't.

[Atomicus]

Originally posted by: creedog

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Atomicus
cover your mouth/facial orifice when you cough/sneeze

whipe the bum with 1 swipe (i.e. there are people who insist on rubbing the toilet paper.... RUBBING)

eat fish that has bones in it without having to pick out the bones then eating the meat

saving money for retirement

throwing a ball without looking like a little girl

chew with mouth closed

opening a paper carton (milk, juice, etc)

bathing/showering (leaf-heads in my school don't seem to get it)

I rub

How the hell do you know how anyone other than yourself wipes their ass? Is this something that you like to talk about?

Ever walk into a bathroom with someone on the throne? The rubbing is louder than you'd think :evil:

 

[creedog]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

Originally posted by: creedog

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Atomicus
cover your mouth/facial orifice when you cough/sneeze

whipe the bum with 1 swipe (i.e. there are people who insist on rubbing the toilet paper.... RUBBING)

eat fish that has bones in it without having to pick out the bones then eating the meat

saving money for retirement

throwing a ball without looking like a little girl

chew with mouth closed

opening a paper carton (milk, juice, etc)

bathing/showering (leaf-heads in my school don't seem to get it)

I rub

How the hell do you know how anyone other than yourself wipes their ass? Is this something that you like to talk about?

Ever walk into a bathroom with someone on the throne? The rubbing is louder than you'd think :evil:

Really? does the bowl focus and reflect the sound waves back to your ear? maybe this was just a really hairy crack which made it so that you could hear the scraping and scratching?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
Courtesy flush during a big load

That's a waste of water, it'll stink anyway...and worse, it will get your butt wet.


The ability to turn light switches, water taps, etc. OFF when you're not using them.

 

[Turin39789]

how to change the oil in your car

how to build a fire

how to write moderately decent

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

how to change the oil in your car

how to build a fire

how to write moderately decent

do you mean penmanship or grammar or good storytelling or... ? i think all are important, but knowing how to type >50wpm seems more important than good penmanship

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Atomicus
cover your mouth/facial orifice when you cough/sneeze

whipe the bum with 1 swipe (i.e. there are people who insist on rubbing the toilet paper.... RUBBING)

eat fish that has bones in it without having to pick out the bones then eating the meat

saving money for retirement

throwing a ball without looking like a little girl

chew with mouth closed

opening a paper carton (milk, juice, etc)

bathing/showering (leaf-heads in my school don't seem to get it)

I rub

So your goal is to smear the poo over your ass, as opposed to removing it?

 

[Continuity28]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: CPA

Originally posted by: Atomicus
cover your mouth/facial orifice when you cough/sneeze

whipe the bum with 1 swipe (i.e. there are people who insist on rubbing the toilet paper.... RUBBING)

eat fish that has bones in it without having to pick out the bones then eating the meat

saving money for retirement

throwing a ball without looking like a little girl

chew with mouth closed

opening a paper carton (milk, juice, etc)

bathing/showering (leaf-heads in my school don't seem to get it)

I rub

So your goal is to smear the poo over your ass, as opposed to removing it?

Skid marks FTW!

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
a lot of black people can't swim

They have a special oil in their hair that prevents them from floating.

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: jbourne77

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
a lot of black people can't swim

They have a special oil in their hair that prevents them from floating.

and are missing an ankle bone that keeps them from skating?

 

[Stuxnet]

How to hold a fork
This drives me CRAZY. Nothing screams Neanderthal Slob like someone who clamps a fist around an eating utensil and proceeds to dig at their food. My 33 year old brother in law does this. You should see him eat a bowl of cereal. It's horrifying. When I see coworkers do it, they automatically drop a notch in my book (not that it matters).

The fast lane is not there so you can have your own personal unobstructed view of the next 4 miles
Pretty much self-explanatory. Oh, and unless you have a badge and a radar gun, you're not a fscking cop and it's not your job to police the speed limit.

"Its" denotes possession, "It's" is the contraction for "it is".
Learn it. Live it. Love it.

A "mute point" is a point that no one said, let alone heard. A "moot point", however, is a different story...

 

[letdown427]

How to Google.

That there's stuff other than America.

How to eat properly.

How to park.

Its v It's

Their v There

Even Where v Were

Your v You're

Hapless savages

 

[ForumMaster]

knowing how too practice manners.
to know how to spell
to know when to stop posting
to know what to post instead of all the regular junk we get in ATOT.

 

[letdown427]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
knowing how too practice manners.
to know how to spell

thought i'd catch it before you edit

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: ForumMaster
knowing how too practice manners.
to know how to spell
to know when to stop posting
to know what to post instead of all the regular junk we get in ATOT.

It's funny how many people get in a twist over spelling but could give a sh!t about the elements of proper grammar such as punctuation, capitalization, etc.

No one is perfect, but at least make an effort!

 

[imported_JoePa]

Originally posted by: daveymark
how to raise and fly an American flag

The worst part of this is most flags come with instructions on how fly or hang the flag. Just to let the clueless know. The stars always (yes ALWAYS) go on the top left when flying or hanging a flag.

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Who the hell rubs their ass with the toilet paper? Jesus.

Jesus rubs his ass with toilet paper? You'd think he'd just say be thou clean.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: arcenite
Chewing with your mouth closed is a big one for me. that ****** drives me crazy

yea...that pisses me off too. shows a complete lack of class

 

[imported_JoePa]

Knowing how to remove all the completely unnecessary text when quoting a forum post. I have already read the entire thread. I don?t need to be reminded of what everyone has said over and over again. Highlight the text and click delete.

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
"Hard drive" is not the term for your computer's case/contents.

:|


I'm sure ATOT will cover the rest..doing a great job so far.

Hard drive = rough sex right?

I gave that girl a hard drive last night.

 

[GTaudiophile]

How to save/manage money.
How to do taxes.
How to be a gentleman.
Hot to properly treat women.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Excelsior
Who the hell rubs their ass with the toilet paper? Jesus.

I rub my ass with a cactus. Makes for some excitement during the day.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Oh...

How to use a turn-signal.
How to NOT use the left-lane for driving 55mph or slower or maintain same speed as the guy in the lane next to you.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: mooncancook
Know how to turn your head while changing lane or backing up, especially those older asian women

Knowing how to NOT park in the right lane of a highway to check a tire.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Atomicus

whipe the bum with 1 swipe (i.e. there are people who insist on rubbing the toilet paper.... RUBBING)

I don't mean to insinuate, but how the hell would you know if someone is rubbing rather than wiping thier bum with one swipe. Secondly, why would you care?

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
How to save/manage money.
How to do taxes.
How to be a gentleman.
How to properly treat women.

That went out of style when they decided they didnt need to properly treat there men.