Stuff over which you expect ATOT'ers to make it into the news

[dasherHampton]

Man starts a national debate by asking whether "fapping 5 or 6 times a day can be counted as exercise" because it "raises my heartbeat a lot" and "makes me sweat by about the third or fourth time".

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Illegal Goat Trafficking Ring Found in Local Pizza Parlor Basement

 

[brianmanahan]

Illegal Goat Trafficking Ring Found in Local Pizza Parlor Basement

i miss dr pizza

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Man & Toaster Wed