Study finds that cell phone use by young drivers turns them into senior citizens

[Beau]

MSNBC Article

If someone could spare a Depends or two, I've got some metamucil that will totally kick your ass.

 

[Amused]

repost

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview...=1508833&highlight_key=y&keyword1=cell

 

[DainBramaged]

Get out of the way Grandpa...

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Amused
repost

Damn. I just got the MSN News Alert, so I thought it was new enough. Oh well.

/myself

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Amused
repost

Damn. I just got the MSN News Alert, so I thought it was new enough. Oh well.

/myself

It's OK. I did it a couple times recently and I even searched before posting.

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Amused
repost

Damn. I just got the MSN News Alert, so I thought it was new enough. Oh well.

/myself

It's OK. I did it a couple times recently and I even searched before posting.

Well you could have told me it was OK before I /myself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop bleeding at this age?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: Beau

Originally posted by: Amused
repost

Damn. I just got the MSN News Alert, so I thought it was new enough. Oh well.

/myself

It's OK. I did it a couple times recently and I even searched before posting.

Well you could have told me it was OK before I /myself. Do you have any idea how hard it is to stop bleeding at this age?

Use direct pressure and heat up the soldering iron to use as a cauterizing device.

 

[nakedfrog]

So what happens when old people drive while on a cell phone?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
So what happens when old people drive while on a cell phone?

Time warp.

 

[djNickb]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
So what happens when old people drive while on a cell phone?

The interstate gets closed down.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Amused

Time warp.

It's just a jump to the left, then a step to the right

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
So what happens when old people drive while on a cell phone?

You don't wanna know.

 

[Wag]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
So what happens when old people drive while on a cell phone?

They implode.