Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women

[Barfo]

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http://www.tatom.org/documents/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm

Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Fake arrticle from 2003.
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[highland145]

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Many guys looking for some head.

 

[ultimatebob]

Dude... this joke is 7 years old! Where in the hell have you been?

 

[her209]

How was the study conducted? Did they have dude on dude as a control?

:hmm:

EDIT: Oh, probably a fake.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm available for donations to any beautiful young women who want to decrease their risk of getting breast cancer!

That's just the kind of giving person I am.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Emailing link to wife now.

 

[highland145]

This story had reached the rank of number two in the "Urban Legends Top 25" by the end of October, and it was less than a month old at that time. Any bemused skeptic could have checked with the varied "legends" websites, such as Snopes.com, and confirmed immediately that this wasn't a real CNN page (or Associated Press article), nor did North Carolina State University perform a study on the connection between fellatio and breast cancer.

http://www.seekwellness.com/wellness/reports/2003-11-06.htm
Who cares. Present it to your significant other as gospel.

 

[AreaCode707]

CNN changed their URL, huh?

Didn't this originally go around the net as as a jpg of a scanned newspaper article? Except that had more puns in the researcher names.