PottedMeat
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- Apr 17, 2002
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great thinking! :thumbsup:Originally posted by: G Wizard
a bell.
you gotta know when to switch places.
Originally posted by: meltdown75
great thinking! :thumbsup:Originally posted by: G Wizard
a bell.
you gotta know when to switch places.
*ding*
Originally posted by: Coquito
Not this? NSFW
Dildos made of glass cannot be bent.
Did someone summon Buzz Killington? I'm here now, ready for some absolutely randy good jokes. Did you hear the one about the woman who had a dress with purple flowers on it? She had to stop wearing it, because the town was full of pacifists - they abhorred any public display of violets.Originally posted by: mugs
Ever watch the Family Guy? Ever notice that they'll often lead you down one path with a joke, and then come out of left field with a punchline that you weren't expecting? See what I did there was, I wrote the post out making it appear that I'm talking about a double-ended dildo. Then you click the link and BAM it's a double-ended crochet hook. If I had linked to a single-ended crochet hook it would have been confusing, because no one here would have known that a double-ended crochet hook really exists. Did he mean to link to that? Was that just in his clipboard previously? Is mugs a crocheting fiend? It was simpler to just link to the double-ended crochet hook. Yeah, I realized that I said double-ended in my post and then linked to a double-ended crochet hook - but someone who is not anal-retentive would let that slide (thank you, coquito).
Jesus tap-dancing Christ you guys know how to kill a joke. This was the proper response: http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4424/ohoq9.jpg
Captain, I'm picking up high levels of dildonic interference emanating from that link! It's twice the levels we've encountered previously.
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
1. deck of playing cards
2. beer
3. mp3 player with party music and set of speakers/boombox
4. board games
5. horror movies
6. double-ended doubled-ended handcrafted hooks?
7. condoms
8. weed
9. naked twister
10. ..................
Originally posted by: illusion88
So have you gone yet? How did it go?
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
Originally posted by: illusion88
So have you gone yet? How did it go?
Going next weekend, Jan. 4th.
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
1. deck of playing cards
2. beer
3. mp3 player with party music and set of speakers/boombox
4. board games
5. horror movies
6. double-ended doubled-ended handcrafted hooks?
7. condoms
8. weed
9. naked twister
10. ..................
