Strong electric toofbrushes

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fustercluck

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yes I spelled 'toothbrushes' wrong on purpose.

What I'm looking for a is a really strong electric toothbrush. So strong it might be illegal in 3 states.

Been using an old Sonicare Advance toothbrush forever now. Sometimes it works well, other times it's too gentle. The times where it works as well as I want it to are getting more few and far between as the brush gets older. So I could get a newer model sonicare brush and hope it's as strong as I would like. Or maybe I could somehow overclock my current Sonicare :Q - 3.8 GHZ here I come!...ok that seems unlikely.

Anyone have a really strong sonicare brush? What model is it? Oral-B's not even in the discussion they are so weak.
 

shortylickens

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I have an excellent selection for a brand not many people know about, but its incredibly strong and reasonably priced.
But since you deliberatelty fucked up your title, I wont tell you.
 

Baked

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Are you a girl or is this a gift for a lady friend for purpose of masturbation? Electric toothbrush by Sonicare is one of the best masturbation device for woman on the market. It's small and nobody suspects a thing like a vibrator or dildo. The Hitachi magic wand's good too, but it's too big.
 

shortylickens

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Sorry, dude. But if the Braun Oral-B isnt good enough for you all I can suggest is going to a dentist supply company and get one of those power drills.
Or get a Dremel and take your chances.
 

schneiderguy

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Originally posted by: Baked
Are you a girl or is this a gift for a lady friend for purpose of masturbation? Electric toothbrush by Sonicare is one of the best masturbation device for woman on the market. It's small and nobody suspects a thing like a vibrator or dildo. The Hitachi magic wand's good too, but it's too big.

:Q
 

BoomerD

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Originally posted by: Baked
Are you a girl or is this a gift for a lady friend for purpose of masturbation? Electric toothbrush by Sonicare is one of the best masturbation device for woman on the market. It's small and nobody suspects a thing like a vibrator or dildo. The Hitachi magic wand's good too, but it's too big.

HUMMMMMMM baby!
 

Minerva

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Originally posted by: Baked
Are you a girl or is this a gift for a lady friend for purpose of masturbation? Electric toothbrush by Sonicare is one of the best masturbation device for woman on the market. It's small and nobody suspects a thing like a vibrator or dildo. The Hitachi magic wand's good too, but it's too big.

No the force is too weak and the vibrations too fast. Perhaps if you're talking about some 13 year old pedo virgin.

Since you're talking dirty...

Most women who want to have a handful of orgasms a day will settle for nothing less than a machine called a fucksaw. I'm in favor of overkill and oversized things but that is ridiculous. Like the woman that cut her cervix with a homemade version by putting the dildo over a blade! And don't forget the stripper that tried to pleasure herself in her driveway with the contractor's jackhammer! :shocked:

Toothbrush? Yeah that's going to tickle them and that's about it.
 

HomerSapien

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Just by a belt sander with an 80 grit belt.

I just bought the sonic care 2 (R700) pack from Sams club and they both seem to work well. I dont know about "supercharged", but the last electric brush I tried was a cheap 6$ crest spinner brush.
 

moshquerade

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Our office recommended Sonicare a few years back. I can't recommend one by personal use though, because I never cared for one. I just use a manual brush, floss, and rubber tip stimulator.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: Minerva


No the force is too weak and the vibrations too fast. Perhaps if you're talking about some 13 year old pedo virgin.

Since you're talking dirty...

Most women who want to have a handful of orgasms a day will settle for nothing less than a machine called a fucksaw. I'm in favor of overkill and oversized things but that is ridiculous. Like the woman that cut her cervix with a homemade version by putting the dildo over a blade! And don't forget the stripper that tried to pleasure herself in her driveway with the contractor's jackhammer! :shocked:

Toothbrush? Yeah that's going to tickle them and that's about it.

Have you tried it with a current model Sonicare electric toothbrush? Just 'cause your clit's sensory nerves are destroyed by monster cocks in your daily line of work doesn't mean most women don't appreciate the adjustable vibration from an electric toothbrush. Most women aren't porn stars who like to take 12" monster cocks up their chocolate starfish to get off either. And did you just admit you can throw a hotdog down your hallway?
 

Minerva

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Originally posted by: Baked


Have you tried it with a current model Sonicare electric toothbrush? Just 'cause your clit's sensory nerves are destroyed by monster cocks in your daily line of work doesn't mean most women don't appreciate the adjustable vibration from an electric toothbrush. Most women aren't porn stars who like to take 12" monster cocks up their chocolate starfish to get off either. And did you just admit you can throw a hotdog down your hallway?

C'mon it's like giving a tweeter to your bass guitarist and telling him to jam!

I'll admit some of my friends tend to explore a bit with things. As a woman ages her best tool of the trade is control. I have no interest in using one of those sqeakers at all. Might as well pull the Accel coil off my truck and hook it up. :Q
 

fustercluck

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Originally posted by: Turin39789
is this thread about bodily fluids?

I don't know how that happened but yes, it is :(, bodily fluids and many other worse things.

Never heard of Ultreo, I'll check it out.
 
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