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strokers,lot lice, tire kickers,bser's,test pilots

I kicked a tire once. I was mad after I went limp while stroking. I haven't been out with myself since.
 
I piloted an experimental spacecraft designed to explore Jupiter. But adults never tell you that putting cardboard fins and decals on a wagon doesn't actually make it a spaceship. If they had, I wouldn't have taken last week off to build the damn thing.
 
well i had a guy i tell ya
hes was going to buy my tacoma last fall.
i got up til 20 minutes before i was supposed to drop the vehicle off to him (cleaned out, nothing but the title,reg and plates with me)and he backed out after a weeks planning.

whats can ya do ya know? he blah blah but whatever.
today i get a call since i put the tacoma up again and the voice sounded familiar.
so he references the fall and that was awhile ago and im like arent you the guy last fall who was going to buy my truck?..
hes like nah i aint that guy we talked but...and i took his word for it but when i got off the phone i check me email and iT WAS the dude
so he calls me back and im like yeah dude YOU WERE that guy
fucking stroker bser.
i told him to breeze
 
Originally posted by: spaceman
well i had a guy i tell ya
hes was going to buy my tacoma last fall.
i got up til 20 minutes before i was supposed to drop the vehicle off to him (cleaned out, nothing but the title,reg and plates with me)and he backed out after a weeks planning.

whats can ya do ya know? he blah blah but whatever.
today i get a call since i put the tacoma up again and the voice sounded familiar.
so he references the fall and that was awhile ago and im like arent you the guy last fall who was going to buy my truck?..
hes like nah i aint that guy we talked but...and i took his word for it but when i got off the phone i check me email and iT WAS the dude
so he calls me back and im like yeah dude YOU WERE that guy
fucking stroker bser.
i told him to breeze
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Should I be snapping my fingers? Dig it Daddy-O!
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: spaceman
well i had a guy i tell ya
hes was going to buy my tacoma last fall.
i got up til 20 minutes before i was supposed to drop the vehicle off to him (cleaned out, nothing but the title,reg and plates with me)and he backed out after a weeks planning.

whats can ya do ya know? he blah blah but whatever.
today i get a call since i put the tacoma up again and the voice sounded familiar.
so he references the fall and that was awhile ago and im like arent you the guy last fall who was going to buy my truck?..
hes like nah i aint that guy we talked but...and i took his word for it but when i got off the phone i check me email and iT WAS the dude
so he calls me back and im like yeah dude YOU WERE that guy
fucking stroker bser.
i told him to breeze
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Should I be snapping my fingers? Dig it Daddy-O!
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yeah ok..
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: spaceman
well i had a guy i tell ya
hes was going to buy my tacoma last fall.
i got up til 20 minutes before i was supposed to drop the vehicle off to him (cleaned out, nothing but the title,reg and plates with me)and he backed out after a weeks planning.

whats can ya do ya know? he blah blah but whatever.
today i get a call since i put the tacoma up again and the voice sounded familiar.
so he references the fall and that was awhile ago and im like arent you the guy last fall who was going to buy my truck?..
hes like nah i aint that guy we talked but...and i took his word for it but when i got off the phone i check me email and iT WAS the dude
so he calls me back and im like yeah dude YOU WERE that guy
fucking stroker bser.
i told him to breeze
Click to expand...

Should I be snapping my fingers? Dig it Daddy-O!
Click to expand...

ROFL! I can hear it. Its like spoken word music with jazz in the background. Or bongos.

ROFL!!!
 
Originally posted by: NightDarker
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: spaceman
well i had a guy i tell ya
hes was going to buy my tacoma last fall.
i got up til 20 minutes before i was supposed to drop the vehicle off to him (cleaned out, nothing but the title,reg and plates with me)and he backed out after a weeks planning.

whats can ya do ya know? he blah blah but whatever.
today i get a call since i put the tacoma up again and the voice sounded familiar.
so he references the fall and that was awhile ago and im like arent you the guy last fall who was going to buy my truck?..
hes like nah i aint that guy we talked but...and i took his word for it but when i got off the phone i check me email and iT WAS the dude
so he calls me back and im like yeah dude YOU WERE that guy
fucking stroker bser.
i told him to breeze
Click to expand...

Should I be snapping my fingers? Dig it Daddy-O!
Click to expand...

ROFL! I can hear it. Its like spoken word music with jazz in the background. Or bongos.

ROFL!!!
Click to expand...

come to think of it... all posts that fall under the YAST banner definitely fit that theme.

he's practicing his material for the coffee shop spoken word contests.
 
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: NightDarker
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: spaceman
well i had a guy i tell ya
hes was going to buy my tacoma last fall.
i got up til 20 minutes before i was supposed to drop the vehicle off to him (cleaned out, nothing but the title,reg and plates with me)and he backed out after a weeks planning.

whats can ya do ya know? he blah blah but whatever.
today i get a call since i put the tacoma up again and the voice sounded familiar.
so he references the fall and that was awhile ago and im like arent you the guy last fall who was going to buy my truck?..
hes like nah i aint that guy we talked but...and i took his word for it but when i got off the phone i check me email and iT WAS the dude
so he calls me back and im like yeah dude YOU WERE that guy
fucking stroker bser.
i told him to breeze
Click to expand...

Should I be snapping my fingers? Dig it Daddy-O!
Click to expand...

ROFL! I can hear it. Its like spoken word music with jazz in the background. Or bongos.

ROFL!!!
Click to expand...

come to think of it... all posts that fall under the YAST banner definitely fit that theme.

he's practicing his material for the coffee shop spoken word contests.
Click to expand...

you're all just jealous
 
whats it tell ya about a guy who has been looking for tacomas since fall.
i took it off 8 months!
this aint washington state so that hulahoop is fucking the skull wagon.
 
Originally posted by: spaceman
whats it tell ya about a guy who has been looking for tacomas since fall.
i took it off 8 months!
this aint washington state so that hulahoop is fucking the skull wagon.
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wat
 
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