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7window

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I Post an ad on craigslist selling a office desk and a stripper responded to me asking how much can she make if she did porn? It was a wrong "respond to" but I didnt tell her that. I played the game and I ask her for a pic and she send me a pic. Very nice looking 22 yo. with a kid. Does anyone know the going rate for porn scene? This is hilarious. I am now a pimp.
 

SphinxnihpS

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If I can't read your OP, I can easily see how a young woman, willing to strip or do porn for money would be confused.
 

SphinxnihpS

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Also, $300 with an additional $200 bonus for anal. Cock sucking is auditioning. That's your angle. If you have the Russian accent I am envisioning, then you can not miss.
 

QueBert

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To me it sounds like she's offering to have sex with you for money, around my parts that would make you the opposite of a pimp.
 

MonKENy

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I find your lack of pictures disturbing.
 

7window

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Dang, I told her if she can send me a full frontal nude for review or layout. She is 22 and have a kid. I also said that she might have to audition.
 

KaOTiK

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Keep the desk and make your own porno's in the same vein as the casting couch. Call it Desk Bangers
 

Iron Woode

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isn't there a porn company called casting couch or something like that?

you can give her an "audition" on your desk and film it and tell her she'll be famous. Then post it on the internet. Sell the desk as a porn artifact.

everyone wins!
 
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Was it just a normal conversation like she was asking your opinion? Cause to me that's what it sounds like by the way it's worded.