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Stripper uses Bukkake as a deadly weapon against police officers

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whm1974 said:
Since it is nearly impossible for Men to please women that is not even an insult. You can buy one expensive gifts, rare flowers, and go a to rather pricey place to have dinner, and said woman is still not pleased, not even close.
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Have you tried giving them homegrown mushrooms?
 
The title of this thread lead me to believe the police report ran more like...

We were temporarily indisposed while we were waiting for officers, O'brien, Murphy, and Livingston to finish on the subject's face, when she began to act erratically and bit officier Doyle on the scrotum. At this point I retrieved my service weapon and radio and notified dispatch "officer needs assistance", while simultaneously trying to subdue the subject. My efforts failed as the perp's head and torso as well as the floor were somewhat slippery, and officer Murphy kept repeating "Almost there", while shoving me away, and I fell backwards. At this point the scene became chaotic and the situation fluid. I believe Doyle, but it was possibly Livingston, but more likely both, was able to lift the subject to her feet. Rushing back in I was struck in the left eye by officer O'Brien's issue. With officer's Livingston's hand still trapped in the subject's vagina, and all other officer's deprived of their service weapons, officer Murphy was finally able to achieve climax, missing the subject all together as she rose, and striking both officers Livingston and Doyle (potential ricochet) as we scrambled to restrain her. At this point the cocaine was really starting to kick in, and I lost track as to whether or not the perp was quivering uncontrollably due to officer Livingston's efforts, her assault on officer Doyle, was purely play-acting, or the effects of the charlie and molly which we consumed earlier ...in the line of duty. With several onlookers nearby and officer Doyle vigorously massaging his scrotum, we decided the best thing to due would be to place the subject under arrest and await backup and CSI to gather samples while we made efforts to counteract the effects of the street drugs with tumblers of Stoli.
 
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randay said:
Can I ask a personal question? Are you a female? or a doctor? a gynecologist perhaps? or just a professional mouth breather?
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Since no one is provide me any links that shows actual evidence that women can do this, then I am not going to accept that they can.
 
SphinxnihpS said:
www.medicalnewstoday.com

Female ejaculation: What is it, is it real, and are there any benefits

Female ejaculation is when a woman’s urethra expels fluid during orgasm or sexual arousal. Learn more here.
www.medicalnewstoday.com www.medicalnewstoday.com

To see it any porn site will do, just search squirting or similar.
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In reading the article and the study that it used as reference this is what it concluded:
Conclusions
The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity, although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists.
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whm1974 said:
Haven't the Police been known to blackmail Street Walking Sex Workers by threating to arrest them If they don't provide said officer(s) with free services?
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Yes. Or to accept some sort of quid pro quo from strippers who has already been arrested. The point is that any cops that respond to calls from strip clubs are probably more germ-infested than the men's room floor.
 
OccamsToothbrush said:
Strip club girls you need special rubbers.

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And I'm sure that they make them. And what was the picture? It is not showing.
 
whm1974 said:
Since no one is provide me any links that shows actual evidence that women can do this, then I am not going to accept that they can.
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Here;s the thing--no one has to do this for you. The point from your very first woefully obstinate post in this thread revealed a certain thing that you clearly have no experience with. ....I mean, that's OK and all, but it's weird that you refuse to accept a thing that pretty much everyone here has experienced, multiple times, because it's very much true.

You are defending your admitted ignorance on the topic (complete lack of experience) by denying the very real experience of everyone else.

I still can't fathom how you don't understand this.
 
They're not trying very hard with these stories, are they?

1. That's not what bukkake is
2. That's not how grool works
 
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