Stripper uses Bukkake as a deadly weapon against police officers

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Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense

A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill. Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club
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Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.

“She just spread her legs wide open and started squirting in the cops’ faces, eyes and mouths from a distance of about twelve to fifteen feet,” one eyewitness told reporters, visibly amused by the whole affair.
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whm1974

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I doubt very much that any women can actually squirt their vaginal fluids at 12 to 15 feet. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: For that matter I am quite sure that women are not even capable of ejecting fluids from vaginas at all. That was something entirely invented by Porn.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
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This is from a source that also ran a story about a NASA employee who stole then snorted 8lbs of moon-dust to get high.
 
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BUTCH1 said:
This is from a source that also ran a story about a NASA employee who stole then snorted 8lbs of moon-dust to get high.
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And People actually fell for that, really? Wouldn't the person who did the snorting die before they even got close to a single pound?
 
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zinfamous said:
You mean, unlike the evidence that you've just posted for everyone to see regarding your inability to ever please a woman up to this point in your life?
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Since it is nearly impossible for Men to please women that is not even an insult. You can buy one expensive gifts, rare flowers, and go a to rather pricey place to have dinner, and said woman is still not pleased, not even close.
 
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Simmons’s attorney, Alan Smith, argued that his client acted in self-defense and used her vagina, not as a deadly weapon, but in the “appropriate boundaries of her working skills and abilities.”
 
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Well, if the police can be stymied by bodily fluids ejected towards their face I've got a great idea on how to handle things the next time I get pulled over.
 
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whm1974 said:
Since it is nearly impossible for Men to please women that is not even an insult. You can buy one expensive gifts, rare flowers, and go a to rather pricey place to have dinner, and said woman is still not pleased, not even close.
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.....wtf. you are not making any reasonable defense of yourself around here. :D
 
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