Stripper shows up for boy's birthday instead of a gorilla

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Queasy

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Link - Wasn't this in a sitcom?

A STRIPPER performed for a classroom full of British teenagers, spanked a birthday boy and asked him to rub cream all over her after a booking error by the teen's mother.

It is believed the mother thought she had booked a gorillagram to rush into her 16-year-old son?s classroom for a birthday surprise - but a stripper turned up instead.

The Daily Mail said the teenager's mother had told the teacher beforehand that a ?birthday surprise? would walk in during the class and requested that it be filmed.

Instead of a gorilla, an adult performer showed up at Arnold High School in Nottingham dressed as a policewoman and spanked the boy 16 times in front of his classmates, the newspaper said.

She stripped to her underwear while dancing to a Britney Spears song and asked the teenager to rub cream all over her body before the ?stunned? teacher called an end to the act.

One student told the newspaper that the performance occurred in the middle of a drama class.

?The teacher suddenly announced: ?Something is about to happen?,? the student said.

?Then a woman in a very short skirt walked in dressed as a copper. She asked the lad to stand up, which he did, and told him he had been a very naughty boy because he hadn?t been doing his homework.?

The performer put on some music and had the teenager put a collar on her.

?No one could believe it,? the student said.

?Next she ordered him to get on all fours, led him around the classroom and hit him 16 times -one for each year - on the bottom with her whip.?

The newspaper quoted the student as saying that it was wehen the stripper pulled some cream out of her bag that the teacher took action.

?To be fair to the teacher, you could tell she was just stunned, and when the cream came out she told the stripper: ?That?s it. That?s enough?.?

The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag.
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mooglemania85

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That's usually how it works with women. Once they know you're gonna cream they always say, "?That?s it. That?s enough.?
 
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DnetMHZ

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I wish my mom would have sent me a stripper in grade school.

Just the thought of what the looks on the nuns faces would have been makes we laugh.
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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The student said the birthday boy ran out of the classroom while the stripper packed her bag. He was found in a supply closet, saying "Just a minute, please!"
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pontifex

pontifex

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goddamnit! why did this stuff never happen to me in HS? Hell, I wouldn't care if it wasn't for me, just as long as I was in the classroom!

Hot teachers banging students? nope
Strippers coming to class? nope
 
Cuda1447

Cuda1447

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The boy ran out of the classroom?!? Rofl, Im sitting here on Campus laughing my ass off and people are looking at me like I'm nuts.
 
Cuda1447

Cuda1447

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Ok ok, wait a second. So, not only did the mom want to get her SIXTEEN year old son a Gorilla for his birthday, she wanted to do it AT SCHOOL. On top of that the school allowed it. The teacher didn't realize until the stripper had already stripped that she was A STRIPPER. Teh boy got lead around the classroom on all fours and SPANKED before anything was done. Than when the stripper was leaving the boy fled the classroom, in embarrassment? Rofl, wtf this is the funniest shit I've read in months.
 
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Pugnax

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Originally posted by: Cuda1447
The boy ran out of the classroom?!? Rofl, Im sitting here on Campus laughing my ass off and people are looking at me like I'm nuts.
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Hahah yeah. I was just trying to picture that.
:thumbsup: to the Mom.
 
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RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Ok ok, wait a second. So, not only did the mom want to get her SIXTEEN year old son a Gorilla for his birthday, she wanted to do it AT SCHOOL. On top of that the school allowed it. The teacher didn't realize until the stripper had already stripped that she was A STRIPPER. Teh boy got lead around the classroom on all fours and SPANKED before anything was done. Than when the stripper was leaving the boy fled the classroom, in embarrassment? Rofl, wtf this is the funniest shit I've read in months.
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What's even funnier is your stupid post bitching about your DVR. OMG THE WORLD HAS COME TO ZE END!
 
Cuda1447

Cuda1447

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Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Ok ok, wait a second. So, not only did the mom want to get her SIXTEEN year old son a Gorilla for his birthday, she wanted to do it AT SCHOOL. On top of that the school allowed it. The teacher didn't realize until the stripper had already stripped that she was A STRIPPER. Teh boy got lead around the classroom on all fours and SPANKED before anything was done. Than when the stripper was leaving the boy fled the classroom, in embarrassment? Rofl, wtf this is the funniest shit I've read in months.
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What's even funnier is your stupid post bitching about your DVR. OMG THE WORLD HAS COME TO ZE END!
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Why you gotta bring up a sore subject like that?
 
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RagingBITCH

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Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Originally posted by: RagingBITCH
Originally posted by: Cuda1447
Ok ok, wait a second. So, not only did the mom want to get her SIXTEEN year old son a Gorilla for his birthday, she wanted to do it AT SCHOOL. On top of that the school allowed it. The teacher didn't realize until the stripper had already stripped that she was A STRIPPER. Teh boy got lead around the classroom on all fours and SPANKED before anything was done. Than when the stripper was leaving the boy fled the classroom, in embarrassment? Rofl, wtf this is the funniest shit I've read in months.
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What's even funnier is your stupid post bitching about your DVR. OMG THE WORLD HAS COME TO ZE END!
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Why you gotta bring up a sore subject like that?
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Because I can. :D

(Just giving you a hard time man) :beer:
 
Vonkhan

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Meanwhile at a Bachelor Party in Southern England, a gorilla was sexually assaulted by the enraged groom and his friends ...
 
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