Stripper Scent

[thescreensavers]

Air Freshener!

http://www.chemicalguys.com/STRIPPER_SCENT_PREMIUM_ODOR_NEUTRALIZER_p/air_069_16.htm

 

[Iron Woode]

I don't think I want my car smelling like sweaty, alcoholic, stanky va jay jay.

 

[StageLeft]

I don't think I want my car smelling like sweaty, alcoholic, stanky va jay jay.

I do

OR

Why not, it should remind you of your mom's car! hee hee

 

[JJ650]

i do

or

why not, it should remind you of your mom's car! Hee hee

zing!

 

[AMCRambler]

Giggity!

 

[Iron Woode]

Giggity!

Close the window. You're letting the stank out.

 

[brblx]

so it smells like baby powder and disinfectant?

 

[chorb]

so it smells like baby powder and disinfectant?

umm, what strip clubs you going to?

From what I've "experienced" they smell like a combo of cotton candy and flowers.

 

[KIAman]

umm, what strip clubs you going to?

From what I've "experienced" they smell like a combo of cotton candy and flowers.

Makes me wonder too...

Strippers smell very good from my experience as well...

 

[punjabiplaya]

It's not real unless it sprays glitter too (and whatever venereal disease you can come up with)

 

[stag3]

mmm stripper scent ftw
either baby powder or perfume...so good on a hot chick

 

[Pacfanweb]

Makes me wonder too...

Strippers smell very good from my experience as well...

Yep, the ones I've been around have some sort of vanilla-type scented perfume.

 

[ElFenix]

Yep, the ones I've been around have some sort of vanilla-type scented perfume.

baby powder and vanilla. probably vanilla baby powder


http://www.amazon.com/Johnsons-Baby-.../dp/B000H3IFLG

just put some of that under the rugs when you vacuum out the car

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

I don't think I want my car smelling like sweaty, alcoholic, stanky va jay jay.

Maybe you should stop going to the club your mom dances at and go to a real strip club???

At any real club, IE where they don't have gun shot wounds and c-section scars, they smell pretty good.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I don't think I want my car smelling like sweaty, alcoholic, stanky va jay jay.

You've never been next to a stripper have you?

 

[PottedMeat]

Willie: Why don't you go take a shower?
Dancer girlfriend: I'm a dancer, I sweat.
Willie: Well, you smell like a bum's nut sack.
Dancer girlfriend: Fuck you.

 

[Iron Woode]

You've never been next to a stripper have you?

I stopped picking up strippers a long time ago. Although, one had amazing legs and a fine ass. Most have serious mental issues.

I knew this one girl from elementary school that decided on stripping as a career. She got implants and had these awesome looking boobs but she was a little wacked too. Last time I heard from her was 1998.

 

[Zap]

"Stripper scent" is not just a single scent, but likely anything that smells great on a beautiful and nakid woman.

I once asked a stripper what scent she was wearing and she told me, "none at all, I just washed up with some scented soft soap." I think I identified the scent as "Spring Water" from Dial.

I suspect that most "stripper scents" are just body sprays, like Impulse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCQbSGgo4R8

 

[JulesMaximus]

I stopped picking up strippers a long time ago. Although, one had amazing legs and a fine ass. Most have serious mental issues.

I knew this one girl from elementary school that decided on stripping as a career. She got implants and had these awesome looking boobs but she was a little wacked too. Last time I heard from her was 1998.

Dude, you're really starting to creep me out here.

 

[KIAman]

I stopped picking up strippers a long time ago. Although, one had amazing legs and a fine ass. Most have serious mental issues.

I knew this one girl from elementary school that decided on stripping as a career. She got implants and had these awesome looking boobs but she was a little wacked too. Last time I heard from her was 1998.

Wow, think you got some issues.

But beside the point, you don't PICK up on strippers, you go inside the club and pay your dues and let them do their job. I can just imagine some dude hanging around for strippers getting off shift and hounding them to go on a date. Despite all the "HOW TO GET STRIPPERS IN BED" crap all over the interweb, this doesn't work.

 

[Iron Woode]

Dude, you're really starting to creep me out here.

why?

she was one grade behind me in school. We went to different high schools. In 1989 when I was out with my GF, I saw her out side a club. She told me what she decided to do with her life.

Its just that simple.

 

[Iron Woode]

Wow, think you got some issues.

But beside the point, you don't PICK up on strippers, you go inside the club and pay your dues and let them do their job. I can just imagine some dude hanging around for strippers getting off shift and hounding them to go on a date. Despite all the "HOW TO GET STRIPPERS IN BED" crap all over the interweb, this doesn't work.

Dude, I knew lots of strippers back then, most by name. I was young and foolish, but I got around.

They were lots of fun on dates. I hung around with a pretty fast crowd back then. I remember this one jewish stripper.....wow.

I also remember us getting tossed out of a club because the stripper I was with was out-dancing some of the club sluts and at my encouragement started taking off her top. LOL, those were the days!