Strip Clubs, whats the appeal?

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Cattlegod
i went to mexico to visit a friend who was on travel there for work.

the strip clubs there give you bj's for 20 bucks and sex for 50. they were hot too.

I bet your daddy parts got hot too from all the burning and itching afterwards 😛

 

[Koenigsegg]

I've been to one once for a "celebration".

We had coupons, yes coupons, for that was $20 entry + free lapdance.

The lapdance is okay, though the "icebreaking" was lame.

Girl was trying to make conversation with me, asking what I did, and I said I'm in school. She then replied, "Oh I know you'll do great in life."

And I'm just, oh thanks, that means a lot coming from you 😛

 

[PingSpike]

They do suck. The only additional benefits over watching some porno are expensive drinks and the smells...neither of which is actually a benefit. But as long as there are lonely losers willing to blow their pay on some semi-whore that they deluded themselves into thinking at least likes them a little bit, they will exist.

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: venk
Strip Clubs are like going to buffett and not being allowed to eat. 🙁

Its a guy thing you wouldn't understand.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
They do suck. The only additional benefits over watching some porno are expensive drinks and the smells...neither of which is actually a benefit. But as long as there are lonely losers willing to blow their pay on some semi-whore that they deluded themselves into thinking at least likes them a little bit, they will exist.

Wrong.

Its a power thing and has nothing to do with "thinking they like you." That's the appeal.

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: PingSpike
They do suck. The only additional benefits over watching some porno are expensive drinks and the smells...neither of which is actually a benefit. But as long as there are lonely losers willing to blow their pay on some semi-whore that they deluded themselves into thinking at least likes them a little bit, they will exist.

You don't get to touch a girl watching a porn.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: PingSpike
They do suck. The only additional benefits over watching some porno are expensive drinks and the smells...neither of which is actually a benefit. But as long as there are lonely losers willing to blow their pay on some semi-whore that they deluded themselves into thinking at least likes them a little bit, they will exist.

Wrong.

Its a power thing and has nothing to do with "thinking they like you." That's the appeal.

Ok, I'll defer to the expert in this matter.

 

[moshquerade]

best episode ever of "Married with Children" is when Al takes Bud to a strip club for the first time. :laugh:

 

[KingPhil]

Originally posted by: venk
Strip Clubs are like going to buffett and not being allowed to eat. 🙁

Unless you go to the back room....... then you can eat all you want.

Hell, up in Canada I hear you lay down on the stage with the dollar in your teeth, the girl hovers over your face and grabs the dollor with her snatch. Bet you can get damn near eating there.....

Personally, kinda gross if you ask me. Haveing some strange girl, who might not have washed down under, hovering that close to your mouth...... To each their own I guess.....

 

[NiKeFiDO]

after 2 trips to them, there is no appeal. the first one is the only fun one.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
best episode ever of "Married with Children" is when Al takes Bud to a strip club for the first time. :laugh:

Where the music stinks, and they water the drinks, the nudie bar.
Where the girlies dance in their underpants, the nudie bar.
Where you see their butt, and their trap stays shut,
at the nudie bar.

Where you can't touch a breast, but you can cave in a chest, at the nudie bar.
Where you look at a thigh, and blacken an eye, at the nudie bar.
Where the beer gives you gas, but the Bundys kick ass,
...at the nudie bar.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: KingPhil

Originally posted by: venk
Strip Clubs are like going to buffett and not being allowed to eat. 🙁

Unless you go to the back room....... then you can eat all you want.

Hell, up in Canada I hear you lay down on the stage with the dollar in your teeth, the girl hovers over your face and grabs the dollor with her snatch. Bet you can get damn near eating there.....

Personally, kinda gross if you ask me. Haveing some strange girl, who might not have washed down under, hovering that close to your mouth...... To each their own I guess.....

:laugh: funny but oh so true. you can even do it with a loonie or toonie. chances are you'll just get the boob smash though. if you put in a $10, you're definitely getting an eyebrow raise and then an extreme clam closeup. granted, it's been a WHILE since i've been, but that's what it was like in my day.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Buck Armstrong
Its pretty simple really. Men who frequent tit-bars are either: 1) unable to see a naked woman in real life, or 2) need stimulation before going home to fvck their fat/ugly/otherwise undesirable wife/girlfriend. Everybody else there is either a sex addict or a normal guy just out for a drunk with his friends.

Ok, you have described every possible scenerio. A) No-sex guy b) Need more guy C) Sex guy D) Normal guy

THATS EVERY ONE! You stated "(Every) Man who frequent tit-bars are either..." And then listed off every possible man in the world!

I dont remember what I was going to say only that it made sense right now.

LOL. i was thinking the same thing. WTF was the point of all that. :laugh:

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: venk
Strip Clubs are like going to buffett and not being allowed to eat. 🙁

Its a guy thing you wouldn't understand.

exactly. Real men know how to work it there and feel up a tit and rub some ass. It's the pansymen that go there thinking that the women are dirty and have cooties. As long as you go to a nice place, most of the girls there are clean.

And if all else fails, remember, the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.

 

[edmundoab]

and its still enough to satisfy men at least to a certain point,
the body contact is there

so, its not like u really cant eat.
but of course, if u look at the money spent into it,

u can eat all ya want if u weren't in a strip club and in a brothel.

 

[Stifko]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski


And if all else fails, remember, the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.

huh? I don't get that, whaddya mean pls?

Strip clubs are fun, but you have to be in the mood.

 

[Koenigsegg]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: Mucho

Originally posted by: venk
Strip Clubs are like going to buffett and not being allowed to eat. 🙁

Its a guy thing you wouldn't understand.

exactly. Real men know how to work it there and feel up a tit and rub some ass. It's the pansymen that go there thinking that the women are dirty and have cooties. As long as you go to a nice place, most of the girls there are clean.

And if all else fails, remember, the lap dance is always better when the stripper is crying.

Yes. . . real men need to go to strip clubs to sneak in a feel. What are you, 15?

 

[troglodytis]

if you've seen one woman's boobs, you want to see them all.

 

[Lola]

Ok, men that frequent strip clubs... here is a question:

For those that are in a relationship, would you be happy having your s/o strip for you then getting it on? or would you rather actually go to a club then come home?

 

[rh71]

OP's question: because my wife wouldn't want me to.

Lola: I've only been to strip clubs twice, but to answer your question... variety is the spice of life. 😀 But the wife is perfectly fine too. Knowing that she's actually into it for you makes a big difference. Besides, I didn't marry her just so she could spend my money.

 

[stars]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Ok, men that frequent strip clubs... here is a question:

For those that are in a relationship, would you be happy having your s/o strip for you then getting it on? or would you rather actually go to a club then come home?

In the relationship I'm in. Her stripping before sex is common. I'd much rather see her than some strange chick shaking her ass. If I felt the need to go to a strip club during a relationship I'd most likely end it.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Ok, men that frequent strip clubs... here is a question:

For those that are in a relationship, would you be happy having your s/o strip for you then getting it on? or would you rather actually go to a club then come home?

if my s/o put forth the effort to give me a little foreplay dance i'd love it. :thumbsup:

going to a club to get worked up and then going home to finish, is kinda weird to me.

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Ok, men that frequent strip clubs... here is a question:

For those that are in a relationship, would you be happy having your s/o strip for you then getting it on? or would you rather actually go to a club then come home?

if my s/o put forth the effort to give me a little foreplay dance i'd love it. :thumbsup:

going to a club to get worked up and then going home to finish, is kinda weird to me.

So you finish at the club, right?😛

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: Muadib

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
Ok, men that frequent strip clubs... here is a question:

For those that are in a relationship, would you be happy having your s/o strip for you then getting it on? or would you rather actually go to a club then come home?

if my s/o put forth the effort to give me a little foreplay dance i'd love it. :thumbsup:

going to a club to get worked up and then going home to finish, is kinda weird to me.

So you finish at the club, right?😛

sometimes you have to tell the stripper to get her hands out of your shorts, or else you just might 😱

 

[IgoByte]

Strip clubs are shet... I don't like the tease one bit and quite frankly I'm not too keep on throwing away my money just like that... I'd much rather spend it on...ummm... car mods... 😀