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Life rule #179 Do not date strippers.

"When a woman says she's strippin' to pay for school... that's a lie. I was in school. I don't remember no chicks doing lap dances in math class" -- Chris Rock
 
Originally posted by: blahblah99
Originally posted by: royaldank
Never would have guessed a stripper chick would have a bad and troublesome life story. Also, I can't believe it didn't work out or end on better terms. The relationship started as a love story that you only see in the movies.

Sounds like you got laid for cheap. All my friends that have taken chicks home have ended up paying $100 or $200 for the privledge.
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Sounds he got free sex in the champagne room!

All strippers have a troublesome childhood.
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The champagne room cost me $400 🙁
 
Originally posted by: CPA
Originally posted by: blahblah99
Originally posted by: royaldank
Never would have guessed a stripper chick would have a bad and troublesome life story. Also, I can't believe it didn't work out or end on better terms. The relationship started as a love story that you only see in the movies.

Sounds like you got laid for cheap. All my friends that have taken chicks home have ended up paying $100 or $200 for the privledge.
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Sounds he got free sex in the champagne room!

All strippers have a troublesome childhood.
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The champagne room cost me $400 🙁
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A fool and his money shall soon part. 😉
 
Originally posted by: dwell
Life rule #179 Do not date strippers.

"When a woman says she's strippin' to pay for school... that's a lie. I was in school. I don't remember no chicks doing lap dances in math class" -- Chris Rock
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I actually know a girl that does that. Dunno if its really for school, but she strips and goes to school...

Has classes with one of my best friends. Our major goal is to get her to give him a lapdance because he's such a wussy.
 
Originally posted by: JasonXtreme
The other night I was at a strip club with a few freinds of mine. I had a little bit of money on me so I decided to get a lap dance. The first good looking chick to walk by I flaged down for a dance. We go into the back room for a lap dance.
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Sorry backroom is not for lap dances....

She asks me if I had a girlfreind. I told her I just got out of a relationship (which was a lie). She was all sympathetic and said she would give me some free dances. I didn't argue. About five dances later she kisses me. Not on the cheek but lips. She asks "Want more?". My response was of course sure. She kisses me once again but stops. She said she couldn't anymore because the girl who was next to her at the time (also giving dances) was a nark. She then asks if she could be my rebound chick.
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WTF? This was a dream right?

Keep in mind I'm drunk as hell. Not thinking shes serious & just looking for money I said yeah. She asked me to hang out after she gets off work & not to tell my freinds. I said fine, paid for one dance & told her to look for me after.
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so your friends just left you, no questions asked.....oh wait it's a dream still.

It's closing, bouncers are telling everyone to finish their beers and leave. I look towards the exit and to my suprise she's their. Not expecting anything I walk by her looking the other direction. She grabs my arm! The bouncer approaches and asks her whats going on. She said I was her ride home.
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Usually it's a tipping and sipping..never been to a club where they really care if your drink is done at closing and the bouncers don't give two craps if a girl is leading you somewhere.

Ended up taking a cab back to her place. We talked for like five hours. Apprently she just got out of a relationship. She couldnt believe that she picked up a guy at her work. She said she never does that. For some reason I believed her. She started crying, talking about all of her past experiences, life story pretty much. Real screwed up. She use to model but couldn't handle it. So she started stripping.
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wow great dream

I guess she needed someone to talk too. I was it. We hung out for like three days afterward. Later on I called & her roomate told me not to anymore. I didn't question it. Walked away.
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don't look up your dream girl in the white pages.

Thats the story. Im skipping alot of details to make this short. 😉

EDIT: I DID GET LAID! Notice I said I'm skipping alot of details.
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hey it was a dream they are hard to remember.

Now the real way this goes down is....

A clean cut guy looks like a 'nice catch' in the typical t!tty bar. Face it your competition is sweaty working guys that just got paid usually. You have to be selective because the best of the girls aren't chasing the door.

You meet your 'woman' for the night...perhaps a $1 dance from the stage at first and a quick wink and a 'how about a dance later hun' in your ear....

Work out dance specials...she will offer 2 or 3 songs for the 1 price and go from there. She's trying to get back room ($50-150) work or a night home (possibly just ask for $150+ off the bat or even treat you if you treat her during the evening).

Now if you a tipping her constantly the bouncers don't care. She may have to do her stage dances at intervals but if you are the best catch you got her next. As long as you are tipping. If not the bouncers want to see you drinking constantly. Some cover clubs over look that part, but most don't want spectators only.

Play your cards right you get a free lay. She's not looking for a boyfriend unless you are providing drugs, or material gains....after all her friend could be your next catch the way she found you.

I usually just milk a few free dances, get a 'hand' (edit: this only happened twice and not to completion), and walk when it gets to hard negotiation. I would tell them I don't pay for sex and leave it at that. My friends did too. One got one for a couple nights, but he was lending her his dealer car....he also made her think it was hers. '

Seriously though a strip club is about the hardest place to get a stripper at. You have a much easier time catching one at a local bar / club....it's usually pretty obvious who the 'pros' are.

They will tell you their problems in hopes you can take them away....talk a good game, get her to go home with you, semi admit you can possibly bail them out and in the morning when they ask if you can give them some cash to take care of the emergency, tell them you have to think about it now.

They will be irate...be careful with that one and if at your own house you are an idiot.
 
Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
uhm ok
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yeah... make sure you check your penis for the standard regime of STDs, "genital warts, herpes, syphilis, gonorhea, etc.

might get some blood work as well too.
 
Originally posted by: jumpr
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Blah blah blah, I'm an idiot.
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Only you would overanalyze a strip club thread.
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I have been to them geekboy...stick to the pokemon and your Lindsey Lohan or Justin Timberlake posters.

You too sward666. Does the 666 make you cool? I feel the coolness exude from your avatar giving my monitor an nice healthy glow.

Sorry I have actually lived.
 
Sorry backroom is not for lap dances....
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At this strip club they only give dances in the back room.

so your friends just left you, no questions asked.....oh wait it's a dream still.
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No they asked what was going on. So I told them. Then they left.

Usually it's a tipping and sipping..never been to a club where they really care if your drink is done at closing and the bouncers don't give two craps if a girl is leading you somewhere.
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They wanted people to hurry up, finish their drinks and leave. You cannot take your drinks with you. & yes they do care whats going on. I'm sure their are rules. Otherwise strippers would be f'ing guys in the club.

don't look up your dream girl in the white pages.
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I gave her my number. She called me.
 
Does the 666 make you cool?
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The 666 is just a number. My charming personality, rakish good looks, and sharp wit are what make me cool, just like your lack thereof makes you... not.
 
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