strip club: ever refuse to buy a stripper a drink?

[theGlove]

just curios how many times this happens lol

 

[Orsorum]

All the time.

 

[Nikamichi]

:clock:

 

[WhiteWonder]

One time a stripper bought me one.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: WhiteWonder
One time a stripper bought me one.

Was he hot?

 

[olds]

Never saw the point of going to a strip club. So, no.

 

[anxi80]

ghahahahaha. thanks for reminding me to make fun of my friend who got bilked for $8 to buy a stripper a glass of sprite! should've seen his jaw drop when they brought the drink and told him the amount. and he's a cheapskate also, making the whole situation that much better.

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

From last weeks Dan Savage column:

I'm a 21-year-old hetero, two weeks from finishing my tour in Afghanistan, and I have a question about strip clubs. I live in St. Louis and enjoy the pleasures of East St. Louis as often as I can. One of the first things I'm going to do when I get home is get drunk and blow a bunch of money at one of the fine strip clubs there. I have no problem with a hot stripper sucking money from my wallet, but what do I do about strippers who aren't my type? If a less-than-attractive-to-me stripper gets on my lap, what is the best way to get rid of her without her telling all the other girls I'm an asshole?
Soldier Coming Home

I spoke with a very helpful stripper whose professional name, I'm sorry to report, is "Bambi." A stripper and a writer (who isn't?), Bambi divides her time between New York and New Orleans. "Every stripper knows she can't be every guy's personal fantasy," Bambi says, "so professional strippers can handle rejection. We only hate customers who are rude or waste our time when they reject us." Bambi had four nice ways to let a stripper know she's not your fantasy:

1) "I'm sorry, but I'm waiting for another girl." ("This does not have to be true," says Bambi, "but it is a nice way to say no and gives you the air of being someone else's customer.") 2) "I'm sorry, but I prefer blondes/brunettes/redheads." ("Again, it doesn't have to be true, but it's a nice white lie.") 3) "I just got back from a dance. I'll find you when I am ready for another." 4) "I'd be happy to buy you a drink, but I'm not interested in dances right now." ("Most strippers will politely decline the drink.")
"Every stripper knows she can't be every guy's personal fantasy," Bambi says, "so professional strippers can handle rejection. We only hate customers who are rude or waste our time when they reject us."

Bambi also wanted to share five examples of how not to get rid of a stripper:

1) Don't insult a girl, i.e., "When do the pretty strippers get here?" ("Girls will avoid you if you are mean.") 2) Don't tell a girl to come back in five minutes when you don't mean it. 3) Don't tell a girl that you would rather take her out to dinner than buy a dance. ("Dinner is not going to pay our rent/mortgage or feed our kids. Remember, we're at work.") 4) Don't shake your head no before she even gets "Do you wanna..." out of her mouth. ("Let her finish her sentence. It's two milliseconds out of your life and it makes the rejection seem less harsh.") 5) And finally, whatever you do, don't say, "I'm gay." ("This response is so stupid, I won't bother to explain why. If you can't figure it out, please do everyone a favor and stay out of strip clubs.")

Finally, Bambi wanted to close by letting you know that most strippers enjoy dancing for military guys. "They're usually a lot more disciplined than civilians," says Bambi, "and are better at keeping their hands to themselves when ordered to do so. Have fun!"

 

[WhiteWonder]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: WhiteWonder
One time a stripper bought me one.

Was he hot?

Naw, it was a she, but perhaps it was once a he.

It was at the local strip club place (like only 4 or 5 girls in the rotation), I might have know her from school. Really depressing.

 

[imported_yetti]

i've never been to a strip club.

 

[FleshLight]

Tell her, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm gay."

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
From last weeks Dan Savage column:

And finally, whatever you do, don't say, "I'm gay."

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Tell her, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm gay."

Stick to the FleshLights, dude.

- M4H

 

[Jassi]

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Tell her, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm gay."

Dude, Bambi will get pissed....

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
From last weeks Dan Savage column:

And finally, whatever you do, don't say, "I'm gay."

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Tell her, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm gay."

Stick to the FleshLights, dude.

- M4H

lol

 

[The Stigenator]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Never saw the point of going to a strip club. So, no.

agree..

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Never saw the point of going to a strip club. So, no.

agree..

 

[Mookow]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
From last weeks Dan Savage column:

And finally, whatever you do, don't say, "I'm gay."

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Tell her, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm gay."

Stick to the FleshLights, dude.

- M4H

If he's sticking to the Fleshlights, he may need to clean them a little more often.

 

[WW]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Never saw the point of going to a strip club. So, no.

agree..

PSA:

The point is this: there are naked ladies in there, and straight men enjoy seeing naked ladies.

 

[Grey]

Originally posted by: WW

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Never saw the point of going to a strip club. So, no.

agree..

PSA:

The point is this: there are naked ladies in there, and straight men enjoy seeing naked ladies.

Hah, I know jeez. Yea, you never saw the point in seeing naked women dancing. Granted I don't go there often but it is still a good time with friends heh.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Mookow

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
From last weeks Dan Savage column:

And finally, whatever you do, don't say, "I'm gay."

Originally posted by: FleshLight
Tell her, "Thanks but no thanks, I'm gay."

Stick to the FleshLights, dude.

- M4H

If he's sticking to the Fleshlights, he may need to clean them a little more often.

Great, now I'm gonna have to pour bleach in my ears in a feeble attempt to cleanse my mind of the repugnant mental image you just gave me.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: WW

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother

Originally posted by: TheGoodGuy

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Never saw the point of going to a strip club. So, no.

agree..

PSA:

The point is this: there are naked ladies in there, and straight men enjoy seeing naked ladies.

But you can't do any thing with them. I'd rather spend my time on someone I can nail.

 

[AlienCraft]

Yep, At a strip club in Kentucky. Ugliest and pushiest strippers EVAH! Biotch got downright nasty when we said NO WAY!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Why would I buy one of them a drink? Those whores make enough money as it is.

 

[Nebor]

I'm gay, but I can appreciate a good lap dance. It's like a fine wine, with more booty.

 

[MisterJackson]

Dispelling the whole "I'm gay" excuse:

Once or twice a year about 15 of us hit the "Gentlemens Club". One guy, "Paul" is gay (regular, not flaming), but he LOVES him some t1tties and strip clubs. He won't sleep with a woman, but he'll throw money at her all night long just to have her shake her money maker.

Just thought I'd share.