Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: FoBoT
rubycon posts the highly technical answer, i think i was still right, for the OT answer
Negative.
The correct OT answer would be that DnOR shot flaming ants out of his penis and hit the hot chick across the street. She was starting to scrape off her car but because one of the ants hit her in the eye, she jumped in the car without scraping off the top. When she was driving down the highway, a piece of ice flew off the top of the car and it a passing Audi TT. The TT driver was on his way to the mall to pick up some Diesel jeans but instead was forced to stop at the dealership to repair a nick in his windshield. While he was waiting for that to get fixed, he decided to kill some time at Walmart. Now he knew that there was < .9999999% chance of them having his Diesels there, but he figured the 1% was worth checking out. While he was in Walmart he noticed that all of the products there were made in China and that the only customers there were white trash trailer dwellers. He decided that it wasn't worth his time, so he picked up his Audi and headed out. He was heading towards the mall again when he notice the car that had flung the ice at him stopped at a light. He pulled up next to it, ready to give the guy a reaming but it turned out it was a really hot chick and she appeared to be winking at him. He did the honk and wave and it distracted the hot chick enough that she accidentally hit the gas pedal. She hit a school bus full of kids. Luckily it was one of the short buses so all the kids were wearing helmets. But the chick was hurt pretty bad. The ambulance was called and they decided that she needed to be airlifted out. Unfortunately they were surrounded by treadmill stores, so if the medi-vac plane did land, it wouldn't have anywhere to take off from. So the rescue workers decided that they would just take her by ambulance, figuring bater nate than lever.