Stream of woman's thoughts

[JS80]

Originally posted by: her209
link for the lazy

whoa.

 

[Tremulant]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: dug777
Chicks wonder why they get labelled sluts and blokes don't.

Simple: they don't actually have to do ****** to get laid, where as a bloke actually has to work. Hence the 'stud' comment, and admiration from (many) other blokes. He's actually had to really show he's something, and work hard to get all that pussy; whereas a chick just has to start pashing someone 😛

Aye mate you're bloody right. Oy, my mate's flatmate was giving this gal a good rogering in a dunny. The dill found out later she was his rellie and when her father found out he was about to chuck a spaz. You can bet he made sure to choof off to his cobber's flat, you can bet he'll only be going for jumbucks now mate!

😕 + :laugh:

Edit: Just read the translation. Aussie version is much funnier.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: dug777
Chicks wonder why they get labelled sluts and blokes don't.

Simple: they don't actually have to do ****** to get laid, where as a bloke actually has to work. Hence the 'stud' comment, and admiration from (many) other blokes. He's actually had to really show he's something, and work hard to get all that pussy; whereas a chick just has to start pashing someone 😛

Aye mate you're bloody right. Oy, my mate's flatmate was giving this gal a good rogering in a dunny. The dill found out later she was his rellie and when her father found out he was about to chuck a spaz. You can bet he made sure to choof off to his cobber's flat, you can bet he'll only be going for jumbucks now mate!

😕 😕

Yes, sir, you are correct. You know, my friend's roommate was having sexual intercourse with a female in an outhouse. The intelligence-starved man discovered afterwards that the female was related to him, and when her father was informed of what had happened he was very upset. You can be sure that the man ran away to his friend's house, he will only be attempting to have intercourse with sheep from this point onward, sir.

:laugh:

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: chrisms

Originally posted by: dug777
Chicks wonder why they get labelled sluts and blokes don't.

Simple: they don't actually have to do ****** to get laid, where as a bloke actually has to work. Hence the 'stud' comment, and admiration from (many) other blokes. He's actually had to really show he's something, and work hard to get all that pussy; whereas a chick just has to start pashing someone 😛

Aye mate you're bloody right. Oy, my mate's flatmate was giving this gal a good rogering in a dunny. The dill found out later she was his rellie and when her father found out he was about to chuck a spaz. You can bet he made sure to choof off to his cobber's flat, you can bet he'll only be going for jumbucks now mate!

...Let's put another shrimp on the barbie?