Strangest threat ever

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: MCrusty
I don't know if I would even like a girl to "eat my ass".....

It would just feel weird.

how could you kiss her afterwords.... besides my ass is too hairy......

:frown:

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: cavemanmoron

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: MCrusty
I don't know if I would even like a girl to "eat my ass".....

It would just feel weird.

how could you kiss her afterwords.... besides my ass is too hairy......

:frown:

 

[sharkeeper]

How is this strange?

What you've witnessed is how the typical trailerparktrash male notifies you of territorial invasion!

Cheers!

 

[aplefka]

If you ever see him, pull down your pants and see what he does.

 

[arcenite]

rofl I can't stop laughing.... here's the situation I picture in my head...

Chiboy: YO MAN LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE!!!!!
TechBoy: YOU SH!TBAG SHE WAS THE ONE SITTING ON MY LAP
Chiboy: MOTHERFSKER LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE OR IM GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS OUT!!!!
TechBoy: ...

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
rofl I can't stop laughing.... here's the situation I picture in my head...

Chiboy: YO MAN LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE!!!!!
TechBoy: YOU SH!TBAG SHE WAS THE ONE SITTING ON MY LAP
Chiboy: MOTHERFSKER LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE OR IM GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS OUT!!!!
TechBoy: ...

LOL!

 

[DivideBYZero]

Rim job.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......

Dude. he's gonna toss you salad.

(Must be a ex con.)

 

[AFB]

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
rofl I can't stop laughing.... here's the situation I picture in my head...

Chiboy: YO MAN LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE!!!!!
TechBoy: YOU SH!TBAG SHE WAS THE ONE SITTING ON MY LAP
Chiboy: MOTHERFSKER LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE OR IM GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS OUT!!!!
TechBoy: ...

LOL!

ROOOLFES

 

[bsobel]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Heh. Slip of the tounge.

No pun intended?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......

was this one of the many girls that just want to fvck you?

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......

was this one of the many girls that just want to fvck you?

It must be.

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......

was this one of the many girls that just want to fvck you?

I guess so. She kept grinding her butt into my crotch when she was on my lap. It was a stressful week, so I figured if anything I would call and we could have some fun that week.

 

[bandana163]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......

was this one of the many girls that just want to fvck you?

I guess so. She kept grinding her butt into my crotch when she was on my lap. It was a stressful week, so I figured if anything I would call and we could have some fun that week.

Were you wearing your Halo 2 T-shirt when this happened?

 

[pennylane]

Originally posted by: Vaerilis

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......

was this one of the many girls that just want to fvck you?

I guess so. She kept grinding her butt into my crotch when she was on my lap. It was a stressful week, so I figured if anything I would call and we could have some fun that week.

Were you wearing your Halo 2 T-shirt when this happened?

With wet combed hair?

 

[Wallydraigle]

Hmm. Women want you. Men... also want you. Interesting

 

[dennisjai215]

are u guys stupid? he probably said he'll beat ur a$$ not eat it, you was wondering why he didnt say he'll KICK? beat is alot closer if you heard EAT

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: amdfanboy

Originally posted by: aves2k

Originally posted by: aRCeNiTe
rofl I can't stop laughing.... here's the situation I picture in my head...

Chiboy: YO MAN LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE!!!!!
TechBoy: YOU SH!TBAG SHE WAS THE ONE SITTING ON MY LAP
Chiboy: MOTHERFSKER LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE OR IM GOING TO EAT YOUR ASS OUT!!!!
TechBoy: ...

LOL!

ROOOLFES

 

[TechBoyJK]

Originally posted by: dennisjai215
are u guys stupid? he probably said he'll beat ur a$$ not eat it, you was wondering why he didnt say he'll KICK? beat is alot closer if you heard EAT

no, he repeated himself....

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Sabot
Kick his ass

 

[bernse]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
It's your lucky day!

:thumbsup:

 

[dennisjai215]

Originally posted by: TechBoyJK

Originally posted by: dennisjai215
are u guys stupid? he probably said he'll beat ur a$$ not eat it, you was wondering why he didnt say he'll KICK? beat is alot closer if you heard EAT

no, he repeated himself....

then i stand corrected.. maybe he cant pronounce the B? or hes just gay stay away

 

[79Blazer]

Rawr.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Heh. Slip of the tounge.

Ewwwwwww....

 

[p0ntif]

I vote she gave you the number of her friend and not her real number.