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Strangest threat ever

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TechBoyJK

Lifer
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......
 
honestly though, I was having a bad enough day, so when I called him I was ready to spit fire, but when he said that, it stopped me dead in my tracks. I couldn't think of anything to say after that, except to laugh and hang up....
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: MCrusty
I don't know if I would even like a girl to "eat my ass".....

It would just feel weird.
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how could you kiss her afterwords.... besides my ass is too hairy......
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:laugh:

It's like when a girl tries to kiss you after a bj...

It's just not right 🙁


 
Originally posted by: Sabot
Kick his ass
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I can't. I have too much to loose so I just have to make threats and hope they dont call my bluff. Best I can do is defend myself if attacked. In this case, I don't know whether I would guard my face or my rear..
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Sabot
Kick his ass
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I can't. I have too much to loose so I just have to make threats and hope they dont call my bluff. Best I can do is defend myself if attacked. In this case, I don't know whether I would guard my face or my rear..
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Well, if he attacks you, kick his ass. Dumbass should be dealing with his girlfriend and not caring about you, she's the disloyal one, you're just the dude there.
 
Originally posted by: Sabot
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Sabot
Kick his ass
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I can't. I have too much to loose so I just have to make threats and hope they dont call my bluff. Best I can do is defend myself if attacked. In this case, I don't know whether I would guard my face or my rear..
Click to expand...

Well, if he attacks you, kick his ass. Dumbass should be dealing with his girlfriend and not caring about you, she's the disloyal one, you're just the dude there.
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i get all that. what has me stumped is the ass eating thing. I didnt see that one coming.......

 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Sabot
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Sabot
Kick his ass
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I can't. I have too much to loose so I just have to make threats and hope they dont call my bluff. Best I can do is defend myself if attacked. In this case, I don't know whether I would guard my face or my rear..
Click to expand...

Well, if he attacks you, kick his ass. Dumbass should be dealing with his girlfriend and not caring about you, she's the disloyal one, you're just the dude there.
Click to expand...

i get all that. what has me stumped is the ass eating thing. I didnt see that one coming.......
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Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Sabot
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: Sabot
Kick his ass
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I can't. I have too much to loose so I just have to make threats and hope they dont call my bluff. Best I can do is defend myself if attacked. In this case, I don't know whether I would guard my face or my rear..
Click to expand...

Well, if he attacks you, kick his ass. Dumbass should be dealing with his girlfriend and not caring about you, she's the disloyal one, you're just the dude there.
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i get all that. what has me stumped is the ass eating thing. I didnt see that one coming.......
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maybe it was directed at my subconcious, because I had an awesome dream about eating out his girlfriend last night!!!!!

 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Long story short:

At a party. Meet girl. Talk to girl(hard not to when she's on your lap). Get phone number from her(she offered). Call a day later, leave message. Then boyfriend calls back, leaves a message threatening to kick my ass. So I call back, and basically say, "Bring it, I'll tear through you like a piece of paper." He responds, "I will eat your a55" Not, I will kick your a55. I just laughed and hung up......
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Call him back and say "Sounds hot, why don't we rent a motel room this weekend?"
 
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