Strangest SPAM you have gotten?

[Sluggo]

I got the following today, cant even figure out what they are selling or wanting me to do.

Hello,

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a state of permanent warfare with each other.

Have a good day.

 

[venk]

Get a bigger penis AND big breasts! :Q

 

[intogamer]

26% of my msn account full of email...
half of it is spm -.-

 

[Saint Nick]

i get those a lot. i laugh every time :laugh:

 

[Fraggable]

they were on acid and wrote that 5 mins after seeing 'hijacker's guide to the galaxy' (mention of Vogons).

My brother wirtes totally random garbage like that for fun sometimes. But he doesn't get high.

 

[bonkers325]

Originally posted by: venk
Get a bigger penis AND big breasts! :Q

:thumbsup:

 

[funkymatt]

Originally posted by: Fraggable
they were on acid and wrote that 5 mins after seeing 'hijacker's guide to the galaxy' (mention of Vogons).

My brother wirtes totally random garbage like that for fun sometimes. But he doesn't get high.

hitchhiker's maybe?

 

[labgeek]

They may be putting random garbage in there to try to throw off the Bayesian filters. The extra "text" can help to lower the scoring. Sometimes the text will be hidden (or way way down the page), and the ad will come as an image. Regardless SPAM sucks

 

[ZOOYUKA]

SPAM Light. It not as good as the original.

 

[Fraggable]

Originally posted by: funkymatt

Originally posted by: Fraggable
they were on acid and wrote that 5 mins after seeing 'hijacker's guide to the galaxy' (mention of Vogons).

My brother wirtes totally random garbage like that for fun sometimes. But he doesn't get high.

hitchhiker's maybe?

That's what happens when your wireless keyboard's batteries go out...

 

[edro]

Some of those are just triggers, hoping you reply (thus prooving a used email address). Then they will sign you up for all their affiliates.

 

[Phoenix15]

My favorite header so far is "Feel like a Sexual Gorilla"

 

[thirdeye]

Those are the only spam emails I actually enjoy getting.

 

[Jawo]

Very interesting....havent gotten any spam along those lines recently!