Strangest spam EVER?

beer

Lifer
Jun 27, 2000
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Uh....I got this. I'm pretty sure it has to be a joke. This is definitely one of the most original ones I've seen.

Greetings,

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules,
This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com


Please do not reply directly back to this email as it will
only be bounced back to you.


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Harvey

Administrator<br>Elite Member
Administrator
Oct 9, 1999
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Quick! Cue the theramin...

[ old sci-fi movie sound ] ooo-o-o-o-o-whee-E-E-E-E-eee-ooooo [ /old sci-fi movie sound ]

I can feel the vibrations emintating. The farce is strong in this one.
;)
 

tallest1

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Jul 11, 2001
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I swear there was a post about that spammer 6 months ago. Back then he didn't know what he needed to time travel and one of the folks here gave the guy a bunch of gibberish (the spammer guy fell for it too)
 

beer

Lifer
Jun 27, 2000
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Originally posted by: tallest1
I swear there was a post about that spammer 6 months ago. Back then he didn't know what he needed to time travel and one of the folks here gave the guy a bunch of gibberish (the spammer guy fell for it too)
link??
 

Ime

Diamond Member
May 3, 2001
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I just got this spam 30 minutes ago, and I was like WTF?!

Someone needs to tell this guy to lay off the crack pipe.
 

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