So last night I'm sleeping at someone elses house ... about 1:45am ... this someone else is frantically patting me ...
so I get up and I'm like "yo, whatup - let's do this" ... and she whispers she thinks someone is outside!!! (the window is OPEN)
soooooo ... I creep outta bed, saunter over to the window and look out ...
I thought it was like a racoon - I could hear the leaves crunching ... so I was gonna just fling the door open and be like, DIE VERMIN!!!
but I was smart
I looked out, and saw a guy wearing just shorts in the moonlight ... setting up to jump over the back of the fence --- he was in the yard going out.
he wasn't normal or fat, but strong looking, like a cut skinny guy ...
I held back going out there and making my presence known
I still didn't know who/what he was
then he hoists himself up to he top of the 8ft fence
and is moaning 'cause the fence is sharp ... then he falls to the other side, and is cursing ... now I know he's drunk
I went and looked out the front window to see if the cars were ok and stuff ... saw a cop drive by
so I called the police 'cause I figure they're lookin' for whoever he was
they already knew who I was talking about ... I think she said he'd been wandering around all night
FREEAKKKKYYYY
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It's a good thing I don't own a gun ... I'd have probably just gone out and capped his ass ...
so I get up and I'm like "yo, whatup - let's do this" ... and she whispers she thinks someone is outside!!! (the window is OPEN)
soooooo ... I creep outta bed, saunter over to the window and look out ...
I thought it was like a racoon - I could hear the leaves crunching ... so I was gonna just fling the door open and be like, DIE VERMIN!!!
but I was smart
I looked out, and saw a guy wearing just shorts in the moonlight ... setting up to jump over the back of the fence --- he was in the yard going out.
he wasn't normal or fat, but strong looking, like a cut skinny guy ...
I held back going out there and making my presence known
I still didn't know who/what he was
then he hoists himself up to he top of the 8ft fence
and is moaning 'cause the fence is sharp ... then he falls to the other side, and is cursing ... now I know he's drunk
I went and looked out the front window to see if the cars were ok and stuff ... saw a cop drive by
so I called the police 'cause I figure they're lookin' for whoever he was
they already knew who I was talking about ... I think she said he'd been wandering around all night
FREEAKKKKYYYY
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It's a good thing I don't own a gun ... I'd have probably just gone out and capped his ass ...
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