Strange Thing I Overheard At The Bookstore Last Night...

[ShotgunSteven]

This is NOT meant to bash our military folks, I only mention the fact that he was in the army so that the quote is in context.

Basically, a guy from the local army post was hitting on a couple of girls from the university. They were responding to him, but getting kind of tired of the conversation judging from their body language. He kept pushing things, and seemed to think that they should be impressed that a Private was showing interest in them and be ready to drop their pants.

They blew him off, and he made some comment along the lines of, "I don't see why you gotta be like that, I could be dead the next time you see me!" Then he walked off. What was he hoping for, pity sex?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven

They blew him off, and he made some comment along the lines of, "I don't see why you gotta be like that, I could be dead the next time you see me!" Then he walked off. What was he hoping for, pity sex?

Maybe they're necrophiliacs, and that's what they're hoping for?:Q

 

[Wuffsunie]

He was hoping the uniform got them wet, and was a sore loser when it turned out otherwise.

Probably the uniform was the only thing different from how he tried to get some in the past.

 

[doze]

He basically spends all day every day hanging out with all guys and wanted the poon I guess.

 

[her209]

No tact at all.

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

LOL loser

 

[bobdelt]

it was just a spitefull comment.

I'm sure we all said the word bitch after getting shot down before - not necessarily to her face.

 

[Shadowknight]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
This is NOT meant to bash our military folks, I only mention the fact that he was in the army so that the quote is in context.

Basically, a guy from the local army post was hitting on a couple of girls from the university. They were responding to him, but getting kind of tired of the conversation judging from their body language. He kept pushing things, and seemed to think that they should be impressed that a Private was showing interest in them and be ready to drop their pants.

They blew him off, and he made some comment along the lines of, "I don't see why you gotta be like that, I could be dead the next time you see me!" Then he walked off. What was he hoping for, pity sex?

So I guess it worked then?

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
This is NOT meant to bash our military folks, I only mention the fact that he was in the army so that the quote is in context.

Basically, a guy from the local army post was hitting on a couple of girls from the university. They were responding to him, but getting kind of tired of the conversation judging from their body language. He kept pushing things, and seemed to think that they should be impressed that a Private was showing interest in them and be ready to drop their pants.

They blew him off, and he made some comment along the lines of, "I don't see why you gotta be like that, I could be dead the next time you see me!" Then he walked off. What was he hoping for, pity sex?

Pity sex is still sex. That's what he was hoping for.
duh

What's funny is the line "I could be dead the next time you see me".... LOL, like they're watching from roof tops, they've got Al-Jazzera....what?? THE ????, they'll be waiting for HIS coffin to be unloaded?? how would they know? Do they work in a morgue ???? I gotta KNOW!!! The suspense is annoying.
Testosterone is a wonderful thing./////

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteven
This is NOT meant to bash our military folks, I only mention the fact that he was in the army so that the quote is in context.

Basically, a guy from the local army post was hitting on a couple of girls from the university. They were responding to him, but getting kind of tired of the conversation judging from their body language. He kept pushing things, and seemed to think that they should be impressed that a Private was showing interest in them and be ready to drop their pants.

They blew him off, and he made some comment along the lines of, "I don't see why you gotta be like that, I could be dead the next time you see me!" Then he walked off. What was he hoping for, pity sex?

How does that work?

 

[TallBill]

Sounds right about on par with a young and dumb private. I'm sure that one of my soldiers has probably said similar dumb things.

 

[DainBramaged]

The other night I was at a club and I was dancing with this chick and she stuck my hand down the front of her pants and considering that she was cute, I asked for her number. When she said "no", I said, "****** you, bitch," and walked off. At least I had the excuse of being drunk. :evil: