Strange prerequisites for dating to turn into more
- Thread starter SoylentGreen
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you might as well give up dating.... all the girls i know love candles
for all that's worth i guess i'll list mine
she must not be a politician
My list:
no blondes
no sorority chicks
no alcoholics
no whores
no girls without cars
no girls under 21
no girls whose hair is shorter than mine
no girls who stink (smell)
no girls with eating disorders
no girls who take anti-depressants
no girls who smoke
my mind is drawing a blank now...but i assure you my list is sooo much longer
-=bmacd=-
no blondes
no sorority chicks
no alcoholics
no whores
no girls without cars
no girls under 21
no girls whose hair is shorter than mine
no girls who stink (smell)
no girls with eating disorders
no girls who take anti-depressants
no girls who smoke
my mind is drawing a blank now...but i assure you my list is sooo much longer
-=bmacd=-
Zenmervolt
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- Oct 22, 2000
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From my experience, in order for me to really fall hard for a girl, she has to have some sort of failing and keep coming to me for advice and like me as a friend while having no romantic interest in me. (You didn't say that we had to like the rule.)
ZV
ZV
i was thinking... it might not be so bad if the girls are dumb... but good looking.... then you can fulfill your animalistic urges... on the flipside.. you don't want a girl that is too smart... because there will be hell to pay and major suffering. Just look at Bill Clinton and Hillary. You think they have a good life? Shes too smart and he's a horn ball.
Must be willing to go to baseball games and get excited if the Mets make the playoffs and watch the games with me 
<--- huge baseball fan
<--- huge baseball fan
I think this is true for all the guys when I say that we want girls who are freaks, but only freaks with us.
"no girls who take anti-depressants"
I have an equivalent rule: No guy who takes anti-depressants.
(Borrowing from BMACD, added to the no anti-depressant rule
No fat guys;
no ugly guys;
no alcoholics;
no guys with gut;
no smokers;
no guys with high-pitched voices;
no shorties (short guys, that is);
no divorcés;
no guys with kids;
no smooth-talkers;
no talkatives;
no male sluts;
no frequent use of swear language;
no wimps.
On the affirmative side: He should be tall, single, slender or muscular, decent looking on the face, and have a decent voice.
I have an equivalent rule: No guy who takes anti-depressants.
(Borrowing from BMACD, added to the no anti-depressant rule
No fat guys;
no ugly guys;
no alcoholics;
no guys with gut;
no smokers;
no guys with high-pitched voices;
no shorties (short guys, that is);
no divorcés;
no guys with kids;
no smooth-talkers;
no talkatives;
no male sluts;
no frequent use of swear language;
no wimps.
On the affirmative side: He should be tall, single, slender or muscular, decent looking on the face, and have a decent voice.
her209
No Lifer
- Oct 11, 2000
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Damn, if only I wasn't a male slut.Originally posted by: luvly
"no girls who take anti-depressants"
I have an equivalent rule: No guy who takes anti-depressants.
(Borrowing from BMACD, added to the no anti-depressant rule
No fat guys;
no ugly guys;
no alcoholics;
no guys with gut;
no smokers;
no guys with high-pitched voices;
no shorties (short guys, that is);
no divorcés;
no guys with kids;
no smooth-talkers;
no talkatives;
no male sluts;
no frequent use of swear language;
no wimps.
On the affirmative side: He should be tall, single, slender or muscular, decent looking on the face, and have a decent voice.
1. he has to respect me and the people around him
2. he has to be able to make me laugh
3. he has to either have a full time job or go to full time school or be actively seeking employment (this has nothing to do with money but rather just about how much i value work ethic)
4. he should drive but i may or may not be able to make an exception
bonus points for someone who is into math and computers.
2. he has to be able to make me laugh
3. he has to either have a full time job or go to full time school or be actively seeking employment (this has nothing to do with money but rather just about how much i value work ethic)
4. he should drive but i may or may not be able to make an exception
bonus points for someone who is into math and computers.
Geekbabe
Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
AreaCode707
Lifer
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"1. Must be (name) or a reasonable facsimile thereof.
2. Facsimile? Have you gone loopy, girl?
3. Right, must be (name) then"
Name changed to protect the (arguably) innocent. Assume that it refers to someone specific though, and there's my criteria.
2. Facsimile? Have you gone loopy, girl?
3. Right, must be (name) then"
Name changed to protect the (arguably) innocent.
Assume that it refers to someone specific though, and there's my criteria. Actually, I have more on the affirmative side: He's courteous, polite, respectful of people, himself, and me. He respects my belief system (including religion). He has a belief system. He compliments me. He's well-rounded.
On the other end: He doesn't have loooong hair that makes him look like a woman. He isn't shamefully leaving the last strand of hair on his almost bald head. :Q He's not a gossip and does not entertain it. He's not a lavish spender. He's not a miser.
I'll say that's all for now. I swear, that's all.
On the other end: He doesn't have loooong hair that makes him look like a woman.
He isn't shamefully leaving the last strand of hair on his almost bald head. :Q He's not a gossip and does not entertain it. He's not a lavish spender. He's not a miser.I'll say that's all for now. I swear, that's all.
number of <insert favorite derogatory term meaning less than desirable> friends must always be equal to the number of my "indiscriminate" friends
Anubis
No Lifer
my llast GF was all of thoes. so there def on the list. ill add
No smokers - cigeretts
no fat chicks
no mental problims
no girls obsessed with teh way they look
no obsession with clothing. IE brand, if it matches ext
no gilrs that are obsessed with the future
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