Strange Phrases

[TruePaige]

Some of these are interesting...

"You could bounce a quarter off that ass."

Who's ass CAN'T you bounce a quarter off of?

I wonder just how many strange phrases exist...0.0

 

[gorcorps]

I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

 

[TruePaige]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

Oh. Well..huh. I haven't ever seen one of these quarter absorbing asses.

Sounds strange. Gravity intensive even.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

Oh. Well..huh. I haven't ever seen one of these quarter absorbing asses.

Sounds strange. Gravity intensive even.

It's actually a very sophisticated science. For graduate research I'm actually developing a standard for determining how fine an ass is based on initial-quarter-height to bounced-quarter-height ratio. I'll let you know when my thesis is finished.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

Oh. Well..huh. I haven't ever seen one of these quarter absorbing asses.

Sounds strange. Gravity intensive even.

Google "fat ass"...

on second thoughts don't *shudder*

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

Oh. Well..huh. I haven't ever seen one of these quarter absorbing asses.

Sounds strange. Gravity intensive even.

It's actually a very sophisticated science. For graduate research I'm actually developing a standard for determining how fine an ass is based on initial-quarter-height to bounced-quarter-height ratio. I'll let you know when my thesis is finished.

If you need any help dropping quarters let me know 😉

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

I continue my hunt for one of these asses that observes magical quarter bouncing properties. I will be in China this summer, and I shall bring quarters with me to test this hypothesis.

 

[gorcorps]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

Originally posted by: gorcorps

Originally posted by: TruePaige

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I believe the standard American McDonald's diet results in an ass so squishy that quarters are merely absorbed.

So no, you can't bounce a quarter off just anyone's ass. Only a decently firm ass will give you the proper quarter bouncing properties one so desires in a fuck buddy.

Oh. Well..huh. I haven't ever seen one of these quarter absorbing asses.

Sounds strange. Gravity intensive even.

It's actually a very sophisticated science. For graduate research I'm actually developing a standard for determining how fine an ass is based on initial-quarter-height to bounced-quarter-height ratio. I'll let you know when my thesis is finished.

If you need any help dropping quarters let me know 😉

Hmmm... my adviser did say to do this properly I needed a scale for male asses as well. I was going to outsource this work to some lowly undergrads, but you can do it since you're so eager to help.