strange fscking dream

[EmperorOfIceCream]

Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

 

[chocobaR]

OK.

 

[geckojohn]

cliff notes?

 

[pillage2001]

her name Dezign too?

 

[Balt]

:beer:

 

[Xionide]

Wow another dream about dezign!

 

[Xionide]

So who where you before you were banned. Wait, let me guess. Hmmmm.......... Ive got it! WALLEYE!

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

 

[MaxFusion16]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

he found a probe in his ass

 

[So]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

He washed his sheets.

 

[OulOat]

Did she bite it off?

 

[Balt]

Originally posted by: neutralizer

Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

He changed his shorts.