strange fscking dream

EmperorOfIceCream

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Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.
 

Xionide

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So who where you before you were banned. Wait, let me guess. Hmmmm.......... Ive got it! WALLEYE!
 

neutralizer

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Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?
 

MaxFusion16

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Dec 21, 2001
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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

he found a probe in his ass
 

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

He washed his sheets.
 

Balt

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Mar 12, 2000
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Originally posted by: neutralizer
Originally posted by: TheEmperorOfIceCream
Last night I dreampt I was running behind some school-like building, on a blue sunny day. Then suddenly it was night, and this hot girl wearing a skirt brought me into her house, and we strechted out on a couch, then suddenly she was on top of me and she was screaming LETS MAKE A BABY, YEAH, LETS MAKE A BABY. Then she's like, "a little closer now, almost there," and I was freaking out because I didn't want to make a baby, and I didn't have a condom on, but she was about to rape me, so I was scared sh!tless, then shortly after the dream ended and I woke up.

and what happened after you woke up?

He changed his shorts.