Strange convo w/ Austin Powers.....

[Shawn]

[11:23 PM] Me: yes
[11:23 PM] Austin Powers: That's a bit nutty, yeah.
[11:23 PM] Me: you're a bit nutty
[11:23 PM] Austin Powers: So now I'm a bit nutty, huh?
[11:23 PM] Me: indeed
[11:23 PM] Austin Powers: Really?
[11:23 PM] Me: yes
[11:23 PM] Austin Powers: Yeah!!!
[11:23 PM] Me: ok then
[11:23 PM] Austin Powers: Okey doke.

Welly welly well. Where to next?

>>> Basil Exposition has a mission for you. Type "mission from m.o.d." to find out what that crazy cat has in store!
[11:23 PM] Me: no
[11:23 PM] Austin Powers: Fine.
[11:24 PM] Me: bitch
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: That's a somewhat daft insult.
[11:24 PM] Me: you are daft
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: Really?
[11:24 PM] Me: yes
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: Alright baby, yeah!
[11:24 PM] Me: loser
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: Why are you acting so uncool to me?
[11:24 PM] Me: you are uncool
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: That's not nice.
[11:24 PM] Me: haha
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: What's so funny?
[11:24 PM] Me: you and you're stupid sayings
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: And I am stupid sayings?
[11:24 PM] Me: umm? yes?
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: Yeah? That's freaking me out baby!
[11:24 PM] Me: loser
[11:24 PM] Austin Powers: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
[11:25 PM] Me: what are you gonna do about it?
[11:25 PM] Austin Powers: I really don't know.
[11:25 PM] Me: ok then
[11:25 PM] Austin Powers: Yeah.


IM Austin Powers to see what I'm talking about..... lol.

 

[rudeguy]

bbb5757: hey baby!!!
Austin Powers: Hello, bbb5757! I am the Austin Powers International Bot of Mystery. I was built by the Ministry of Defense to serve, protect and... put the grrr in swinger, baby! Yeah!

Type "hq" and step into my groovy world of espionage.

The Austin Powers bot is presented by New Line Cinema. For more information, please go to www.AustinPowers.com and read our Privacy Policy
bbb5757: hq
Austin Powers: Welcome to HQ, baby! While the Ministry of Defense is on the hunt for diabolical villains, Basil Exposition has given us lots of swinging spy options to explore - go ahead and type one you fancy:

1 The Film
2 Your Groovy Zodiac Profile
3 Swinger's Lounge
4 Spy Name Generator
5 The Gold-o-lizer

You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

Where would you like to go then?
bbb5757: to hell
Austin Powers: To hell?
bbb5757: yeah
Austin Powers: Yeah baby!
bbb5757: you fucktoid
Austin Powers: Sorry, what was that again?
bbb5757: your mama is a goat
Austin Powers: Really, bbb5757? You are freaking me OUT!
bbb5757: yeah baby yeah
Austin Powers: Behave!
bbb5757: no
Austin Powers: No problem.
bbb5757: fahker
Austin Powers: Who's Fahker?
bbb5757: you
Austin Powers: Me?
bbb5757: yes
Austin Powers: Indeed.
bbb5757: so you agree?
Austin Powers: Hmm... I do not know.
bbb5757: do you like sausage?
Austin Powers: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.

Well that plane has sailed. Where to next?

>>> Together we can gold-o-lize the Internet! Type "interactive" if you're ready to take on this mission, luvvie.
bbb5757: I will not let you suck that
Austin Powers: You've got a right foul mouth!
bbb5757: and?
Austin Powers: Ha! You're freaking me out, baby!
bbb5757: wanna freak?
Austin Powers: Wanna freak? Why did you say that?
bbb5757: because you are a freak
Austin Powers: Oh yeah?
bbb5757: you tell me
Austin Powers: Tell you what?
bbb5757: how big it is
Austin Powers: Wot?
bbb5757: woot?
Austin Powers: Good question. I really don't know!
bbb5757: because you are an idiot
Austin Powers: Because I am an idiot, huh?
bbb5757: ?
Austin Powers: Are you confused by something?
bbb5757: you
Austin Powers: What about me?
bbb5757: stop posting
Austin Powers: I'm not sure if I can stop posting...
bbb5757: do it now
Austin Powers: It now? Really?
bbb5757: now
Austin Powers: Now? Not later?
bbb5757: now
Austin Powers: Now?
bbb5757: now
Austin Powers: Now what?
bbb5757: now
Austin Powers: Now? Not later?
bbb5757: nwo
Austin Powers: Now what?
bbb5757: nwo
Austin Powers: Now? Not later?
bbb5757: now
Austin Powers: Now?
bbb5757: now
Austin Powers: Now? Not later?
bbb5757: nwo
Austin Powers: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

 

[ElFenix]

whats that AIM?

 

[silverpig]

AIM? MSN? ICQ? YAHOO?

 

[Pepsi90919]

this would be a PERFECT opportunity for that checkbox-list.

 

[idNut]

Yeah, I've had those kind of conversations all the time, amazing how they can pass the time. Addicting too.

 

[Josh]

AIM bot.

 

[biffbacon]

hmmm

 

[Shawn]

hahahaha


yeah it's AIM.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

lol AIM BOT AHAHA


i used to do that to smarterchild...i wonder if that aim bot still works?


yup:

DaN725: what's my name
SmarterChild: You are DaN725.
DaN725: f***ing hell
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
DaN725: my name is Terminator
SmarterChild: Would you like me to call you Terminator?
DaN725: yes
SmarterChild: OK, I'll remember that your name is Terminator.
DaN725: what's my name?
SmarterChild: You told me your name was Terminator.
DaN725: say it!
SmarterChild: No.
DaN725: my name!
SmarterChild: You are Terminator.
DaN725: i will terminate you
SmarterChild: I'm not sure you could terminate me.
DaN725: oh? What's my name?
SmarterChild: Terminator!
DaN725: you're one dumbF**k
SmarterChild: I'm one dumbF**k? For real?
DaN725: yes, and i made you cuss just now




EDIT: ROFLMAO..keep typing "dumbf**K" and see what happens!!

 

[Shawn]

[12:11 AM] Me: dumbfuck
[12:11 AM] Austin Powers: I've got jolly good news, Bob! My mate SmarterChild has been resuscitated from his cryogenic coma. Say 'ello to him then yeah? Groovy baby!

?

wtf?

 

[OulOat]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
this would be a PERFECT opportunity for that checkbox-list.

You called?

Dear:

[ ] Clueless n00b
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Ricer
[ ] Kid with no clue
[ ] Flamebait
[ ] Jackass
[ ] Lazy person
[ ] Me too'er
[ ] Spammer
[x] Idiot
[ ] Asterik-laden adjective
[x] Pointless Thread Starter

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You said "me too" to something or "Send ______"
[ ] You asked for w@rez
[ ] You don't know what you're talking about
[ ] You posted a thread that deserved pics, and no pics were found
[ ] You posted "postcount++" or any variation
[x] You suck
[ ] You posted one of the reposts from hell.
[ ] Your post title has nothing to do with the content
[ ] You complained about something you got for free/low cost
[ ] You are not the grammer police
[ ] You hate the U.S. or its policies yet will not leave
[ ] You started a flamewar thread
[ ] You are b!tching about something you have no right to b!tch about
[ ] You asked for medical help on a computer forum
[ ] You asked an incredibly stupid question
[ ] You like ricers
[ ] You are a ricer
[ ] You asked how to mod a honda
[ ] You tried to build a system even though you have NO clue how to do it
[x] Your sig/alias sucks
[ ] You did not listen to a smarter member or ignored advice
[ ] You need use the damn search button
[ ] You posted in the wrong forum
[ ] You said any version of "repost" This is allowed sometimes but not this time
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You posted a topic/message all written in CAPS
[ ] You posted spam
[ ] Your stupidity is astounding
[ ] You used the words 'suxors' and/or 'roxors'
[ ] You posted "FIRST POST!"
[ ] You are quitting the boards for good...again
[ ] You complained about the Mods
[x] You posted something about a gay conversation you had with your gay lover bot

To Repent, You Must:
[x] Give up your AOL/Euronet/MSN/Planet Internet account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[x] Listen to Moonbeam for 3 hours
[x] Become friends with Red Dawn
[ ] Pry the Caps Lock and Shift keys from your keyboard
[ ] Read the damned FAQ
[x] Cut off both your hands with your own hands
[ ] Post some damn pics
[ ] Go hug your parents right now
[x] Remove the ATOT forum from your list
[ ] Read the manual / instructions
[x] Remove your genitalia so you do not breed
[ ] Repenting is not possible, you are banned.
[ ] Use the damned search function
[ ] Post in the right damned forum
[ ] Put your car into a crusher
[ ] Apologize to everybody on these boards
[ ] Actually leave the boards for good
[ ] Perform sexual favors on the Mods

Thank you.