straight krazy

[Pulsar]

The most amazing part is that if you paste his post into Google translate and go from Spanish and back to English it gets EASIER to read.

 

[SunnyD]

It's like oblama and spaceman had a babby.

 

[FallenHero]

Go back to jail.

 

[Malak]

wat

Not only do I see the picture, but I hear the voice. Every time.

 

[Malak]

what da hell is everyone on here watch star trekk or sumthin..mannn im frum ST0CKt0N the 3rd most ilterate place in the country..at my skool the teacher speak ebonix to the kids

Speaking and writing are two different things. You know you are spelling things wrong, and spell checkers exist, so you are intentionally writing bad. No doubt most of your life choices are the same way, which is why you are recently out of jail. Your life will be bad so long as you intentionally do bad things. That's how it works. Your life will drastically improve as soon as you start learning how to write better. It may be the first good choice you ever made.

 

[CZroe]

Speaking and writing are two different things. You know you are spelling things wrong, and spell checkers exist, so you are intentionally writing bad. No doubt most of your life choices are the same way, which is why you are recently out of jail. Your life will be bad so long as you intentionally do bad things. That's how it works. Your life will drastically improve as soon as you start learning how to write better. It may be the first good choice you ever made.

You don't honestly believe the story, do you? His posts are beyond-obvious set-ups for a miracle cure-all suggestion from another spammer account.

 

[CPA]

This thread is awesome.

 

[SlickSnake]

Did another spammer reply with a moisturizer product yet?

"It rubs the lotion on its skin...or else it gets the hose again."

If by skin you mean butt and by hose you mean giant dick.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

It's like oblama and spaceman had a babby.

More like zanejohnson having a relapse.

EDIT: That, or zanejohnson really did go to jail, and a moderator/DEA agent has been using his account over the duration of his sentence.