STORY!!!!!!!!!!!

[secretanchitman]

There once was a girl named Robyn Mayberry and she...

 

[LordMaul]

...smelt of elderberries...

 

[UNCjigga]

...though she was a delightful petite redhead who loved to...

 

[viewton]

...cook warm applie pie...

 

[BlkDragon6]

but her mother was a hampster...

 

[iamwiz82]

and had the biggest pair of...

 

[Rallispec]

and she turned me into a newt...

 

[BlkDragon6]

a newwwtt??

 

[Alienwho]

...with her giant knockers.

 

[LordJezo]

and was teleported to the year 1852...

 

[AaronP]

where she helped Abe Lincoln's Hullaballo

 

[Rallispec]

and then she went to 7-11 and got a code red slurpee....

 

[Renob]

only to find out it was blue

 

[LordMaul]

so she ate the cup instead...

 

[ShizNitz]

from a little Pakistani man named Abu who..

 

[loup garou]

...then she ran into the Hamburglar, who said "Robble, robble." To which she replied...

 

[bluerpk]

..she fell sick and she went to sleep. The next day..

 

[Rallispec]

she went to a rod stewart concert....

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

And didn't wear any panties so...

 

[AaronP]

She was raped by some concert goers and commited suicide soon after.

 

[bluerpk]

But she came back as a..

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

european swallow

 

[Rallispec]

where she tried to carry a coconut.. little did she know that a five ounce swallow cannot carry a one pound coconut.. so she...

(its a simple matter of wieght ratios)

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

called one of her friends to help her..

 

[Frosty3799]

morphed into a big hairy albino black person