Did your ex cheat on you? Perhaps your backstabbing friend? Some random person ding your car door in plain view? etc etc..
What did you do about it?
What did you do about it?
Stories of revenge
- Thread starter Zysoclaplem
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Someone who I thought was my homeboy turned out not to be, so I've since ignored him and left him out of my life. That may not be the revenge thriller you're looking for, but try ignoring someone for 5 minutes. It'll drive them nuts that you aren't listening.
lozina
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- Sep 10, 2001
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I once saw a guy get pissed off that someone pulled into a parking spot which he apparantly thought was rightfully his because he saw it first so he waited for the guy to get out of the car and walked and away and then stuffed some garbage into his tailpipe 
i was not involved with this...
i was not involved with this...
amish
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- Aug 20, 2004
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had a girl cheat on me on my birthday. we broke up but for some stupid reason we still talked to each other. 2nd semester rolls around and i invite her to my fraternity dance. she decided that this was her time to win me back. she went all out; tanning, new dress, shoes, securing a way to get to indy, yada yada. the week of the dance i call her on monday and tell her not to come because i'd be screwing a different girl that night.
This happened to my brother's friend's brand new 330i at a movie theater, and the dick didn't even leave a note. So my bro's friend got the baseball bat out of the trunk (everyone should have a bat in the car
), and proceeded to separate that guy's side mirrors from the rest of the car.There was this time, that I forgave someone, and the world was better because of it....
(/defuse)
(/defuse)
Originally posted by: mitaiwan82
This happened to my brother's friend's brand new 330i at a movie theater, and the dick didn't even leave a note. So my bro's friend got the baseball bat out of the trunk (everyone should have a bat in the car
hehe
A few years ago, my brother broke my Half-life CD on purpose and lied about it. I found the broken CD hidden away in a bag in his room so I took apart his futon.
neutralizer
Lifer
- Oct 4, 2001
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Some suitemate kept me up by leaving the suite and keeping his music up. I got so fed up that I put soap in his mouthwash and vitamin e pills in his shampoo.
An ex girlfriend of mine had emailed me. This was about three years after we broke up. I copied the email and pasted it into my xanga as an entry and I also wrote some comments about it like "I dont want anything to do with you, you should know better than to contact me." According to my xanga tracker I had at the time, she checked my posts. Anyways, in a few days, I get an email in my hotmail account from her friend. Her gay male friend. He sends me all of these naked pictures of himself and then he deletes all of my folders, add's a signiture to all of my outgoing emails like "Im David, I'm gay, etc.", and he messed with my calender so I get a reminder every Friday that it's Gay Day!
Needless to say, it is now my spam email.
Needless to say, it is now my spam email.
I was tricked into buying a bunch of pubes from this guy Scott. I wound up having his parents killed by a crazy farmer, then cutting them up and putting them in my Chili con Carne. I served the Chili to him at my Chili Festival and as he was crying over their deaths, his favorite band (which I invited to the festival) laughed at him.
neutralizer
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CrackRabbit
Lifer
- Mar 30, 2001
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I will tell you this, its damn tasty cold.
Seriously stick it in the fridge a couple of hours, and WOW!
Seriously stick it in the fridge a couple of hours, and WOW!
An old friend did this one (I'll refer to him as John), but I was there and somewhat involved.
A bunch of my friends (including John) were partying in a hotel room and another one of my friends called me (his name is T). I invited T to come out and he said he was on his way. Apparently a few years back John and T lived together, and T screwed his (now ex) gf. Sooooo, when John heard he was coming, he grabbed a beer and my cordless razor, and proceeded to cut all of his pubes off and put them into the beer bottle. He put the cap back on and offered T the beer when he arrived.
I have never laughed so hard in my life, but I felt really bad for the guy to have another mans pubes in his mouth.
A bunch of my friends (including John) were partying in a hotel room and another one of my friends called me (his name is T). I invited T to come out and he said he was on his way. Apparently a few years back John and T lived together, and T screwed his (now ex) gf. Sooooo, when John heard he was coming, he grabbed a beer and my cordless razor, and proceeded to cut all of his pubes off and put them into the beer bottle. He put the cap back on and offered T the beer when he arrived.
I have never laughed so hard in my life, but I felt really bad for the guy to have another mans pubes in his mouth.
"Revenge is a dish best served cold"
- Old Klingon Proverb.
Or something like that. Kill Bill opened with it.
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