Stop the spread of penile residue!

[Random Variable]

Wash your hands after using a urinal!

That almost rhymed.

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Wash your hands after using a urinal!

No! *runs up and rubs hands all over Random Variable*

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Wash your hands after using a urinal!

No! *runs up and rubs hands all over Random Variable*

😵 that sound fun

tag me in

 

[Arkaign]

Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

 

[rasczak]

😕

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

?In your dick is so dirty that every time you touch it you need to wash your hands, maybe you should wash your dick instead?
~ George Carlin

 

[Leros]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

The only thing I touch is my penis which has been in my pants all day. I washed it when I woke up. Its still clean. Maybe a bit sweaty or something, but I bet its cleaner than my hands.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

?In your dick is so dirty that every time you touch it you need to wash your hands, maybe you should wash your dick instead?
~ George Carlin

:thumbsup:

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

But...piss is sterile, didn't you know? That's why most of ATOT doesn't mind if you touch your cock and then shake their hand or put your dick hands on their food.

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Wash your hands after using a urinal!

That almost rhymed.

😛ickle;

 

[nakedfrog]

I'm goin' the other way, hoss.

 

[ondarkness]

Originally posted by: Shawn

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

?In your dick is so dirty that every time you touch it you need to wash your hands, maybe you should wash your dick instead?
~ George Carlin

:thumbsup:

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

?In your dick is so dirty that every time you touch it you need to wash your hands, maybe you should wash your dick instead?
~ George Carlin

:laugh:

That said, I've also seen people take shits and not wash their hands.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: BigToque

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

?In your dick is so dirty that every time you touch it you need to wash your hands, maybe you should wash your dick instead?
~ George Carlin

:laugh:

That said, I've also seen people take shits and not wash their hands.

you should try not shitting on your hands, then you wouldent need to wash them

 

[Canai]

What's worse is when someone comes out of a stall and goes straight for the door.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: Canai
What's worse is when someone comes out of a stall and goes straight for the door.

I see this all the time.

Anyway, not to be OCD, but if you touch *anything* in the restroom, you should wash your hands afterward. It's not really about you being dirty or clean to begin with, you just don't want to carry little nasties with you out the door. Hepatitis/etc is rampant in public restrooms. To this day I refuse to sit on a public toilet. In times of desperate need, I 'hover' over the toilet 🙂

I also try always to never touch doors/handles with my hands. Use a napkin/toilet paper or whatever, then toss it in the trash at the first opportunity.

IDK, maybe I am OCD. I take a shower in the morning, at night, and after workouts, so 2-3x a day. Chicks seem to like clean dudes, so that's all the good.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

Not defending not washing here, but depending on the place you'll pick up 1000x more germs from the sink handle, the door handle, and the lever on the urinal than if you don't wash at all. Be sure to use elbows to move things as much as possible.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

Not defending not washing here, but depending on the place you'll pick up 1000x more germs from the sink handle, the door handle, and the lever on the urinal than if you don't wash at all. Be sure to use elbows to move things as much as possible.

Yeah, I use napkins to interact with restroom objects if at all possible 🙂

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

My gf told me a lot of girls never wash their hands either. Makes you wonder if that added flavor in your tacos at taco bell was a secret ingredient or not.

 

[Arkaign]

Originally posted by: zoiks

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

My gf told me a lot of girls never wash their hands either. Makes you wonder if that added flavor in your tacos at taco bell was a secret ingredient or not.

Taco sauce!!! ARRRRGGGGHHH 🙂

Taco Bueno > Bell 🙂

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Arkaign

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: Arkaign
Arrrrgh 🙂

This strikes a nerve with me. Whenever I'm using a restroom, I wash my hands before leaving, and when I use public ones, I can't help notice 90%+ of guys just pissing and then walking right out the door like nothing. GRRR! It takes 10 seconds to wash your fucking hands, assholes!

Not defending not washing here, but depending on the place you'll pick up 1000x more germs from the sink handle, the door handle, and the lever on the urinal than if you don't wash at all. Be sure to use elbows to move things as much as possible.

Yeah, I use napkins to interact with restroom objects if at all possible 🙂

ever rolled around in mud and then ate food afterward, without washing your hands? OH NOES!!! THE GERMS... they'll kill me once and for all!!!

germophobes scare me. 😉

+

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Wash your hands after using a urinal!

No! *runs up and rubs penis all over Random Variable*

:shocked:

Originally posted by: Leros

The only thing I touch is my penis which has been in my pants all day. I washed it when I woke up. Its still clean. Maybe a bit sweaty or something, but I bet its cleaner than my hands.

Clean enough that you could eat off of it?

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Wash your hands after using a urinal!

No! *runs up and rubs penis all over Random Variable*

:shocked:

Originally posted by: Leros

The only thing I touch is my penis which has been in my pants all day. I washed it when I woke up. Its still clean. Maybe a bit sweaty or something, but I bet its cleaner than my hands.

Clean enough that you could eat off of it?

your GF thinks so

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Leros

Originally posted by: Random Variable
Wash your hands after using a urinal!

No! *runs up and rubs penis all over Random Variable*

:shocked:

Originally posted by: Leros

The only thing I touch is my penis which has been in my pants all day. I washed it when I woke up. Its still clean. Maybe a bit sweaty or something, but I bet its cleaner than my hands.

Clean enough that you could eat off of it?

If men could eat off of their own penis, the human race would end because women would no longer be needed or desired.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Anubis
your GF thinks so

Joke's on you, sucka! I don't have a girlfriend! HAHAHAHA.............heeeey!