Stop spitting

nerp

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Does your mouth really taste that gross? Maybe you should brush your teeth instead of spitting all over the fucking place. It's gross. I see spit flying out of car windows all the time and people spewing their nasty saliva on the ground in public on a regular basis. What the hell is up with this? I don't spit. I don't salivate so much that I have to eject my saliva out of my body. None of these spitters chew tobacco. They're usually young or grown men. It's disgusting and nobody wants to see this shit, let alone step in it. You don't see healthy and attractive women shooting loogies out of their mouths all the time. Just because you're a dude you need to spit? Is it to look cool? Are you afraid of swallowing your own spit? Trying to get the cum out from your teeth? What the fuck are you doing? STOP. If you have a cold, try blowing your nose instead of forcing that shit down the back of your throat into your mouth, dumbass. Do you pee in your hand and then dump your urine into the toilet by the palmload? No. So why the hell are you sucking everything in your head into your mouth?
 

spidey07

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I spit all the time. And I spit on this thread.
PITU!

I also snot rocket whenever I get the chance. Best way to clear your nose.
 

Jeeebus

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multiple bodily fluid post ban?

Oh, and 2.3/10 for the rant.

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QueBert

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Spitting and gleeking are direct indicators to how manly you are. Rather, how well you can spit and gleek. If you can't gleek at all, you don't deserve to a man and need to go get a sex change ASAP.

Bodie on The Wire had one of the craziest gleeks ever, it was a gleek but a huge spit amount came out. It was bad ass.
 

hanoverphist

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i can identify with the rant. my nephew (and his friends) does this constantly. where we are all standing around too, really pisses me off. the jr engineer here at work does this also whenever we are outside chatting. he also "rearranges" his junk constantly, which also annoys the shit out of me.
 

Kalmah

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I agree with op. How bad can your own saliva really taste to make you have to spit all of the time?
 

spidey07

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I agree with op. How bad can your own saliva really taste to make you have to spit all of the time?

It's to get rid of excess spit in your mouth. Scientific studies have shown that improved mastication can come from spitting because the saliva glands are used more often keeping them healthy.
 

destrekor

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I agree with op. How bad can your own saliva really taste to make you have to spit all of the time?

no taste...

but, I often need to. And it's not just when I'm outside. I'll spit in my trashcan or in the toilet or sink (rinsing it down after if that's the case).

I have terrible sinuses and blowing my nose rarely works unless I actually have a cold and the sinuses plug up my nose. But generally, I get a lot of sinus drainage straight into the back of my throat instead of into my nose, so I have to cough it up. Gotta so somewhere, that crap just gets lodged in my throat otherwise.

Also, if I'm snusing and outside, I'd rather spit than swallow the juice.
 

QueBert

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I agree with op. How bad can your own saliva really taste to make you have to spit all of the time?

Most of us spitters do it simply because we know how much it pisses off the op *seriously* sort of like the people who get shitty when you stand in the stall right next to theirs in the bathroom. Being around a person who's so easy to set off can be great fun. Spitting come natural, and I can make people go insane with it? That's teh wins!
 

krylon

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I like to spit and watch the scrawny geeks cringe as they go into a nerd rage.
 

Abe Froman

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Spitting is disgusting in most cases.

This is ok though.

I remember a thread or post where someone said they thought it was gross when men spit into a urinal before peeing. I'm not sure why we do it... but I don't see how spitting into a toilet is more gross than peeing in it.
 

hanoverphist

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Most of us spitters do it simply because we know how much it pisses off the op *seriously* sort of like the people who get shitty when you stand in the stall right next to theirs in the bathroom. Being around a person who's so easy to set off can be great fun. Spitting come natural, and I can make people go insane with it? That's teh wins!

at a bar one night there was this kid that kept spitting everywhere. yes, inside and outside. we had all asked him to stop, he didnt think it was necessary. i spit on his shoe. he didnt like that at all, started a fight and got kicked ouot. guess he shouldnt have been spitting under their tables and starting fights hehe.
 

DrunkenSano

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I was orphaned at a young age in the desert and then raised by camels, so spitting is a habit.