Stop it God petition

[WinkOsmosis]

http://www.petitiononline.com/stopgod/petition.html

To: God
Dear god,
stop making bad things happen, its not funny any more.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

 

[UnatcoAgent]

right...

 

[Beau]

God doesn't make bad things happen. People do. It's called free will.

 

[Luagsch]

LMAO!

over 3000 subscriptions already. how about an e-mail to god@heaven.gov?

EDIT english or something

 

[TheShiz]

god is all powerful
he knows every thing we shall do before we are born
he allows us to be born even if we are hitler himself
therefore god may not make these things happen, but he certainly allows them to happen and could easily prevent them.

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: Beau
God doesn't make bad things happen. People do. It's called free will.

natural disasters, desease, and psychos don't have much to do with free will

<--blames god

 

[Wallydraigle]

I'm number 3034

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Don't Bogart that joint!

 

[Spooner]

Frankly, I like the bad things.... keep things interesting

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

Dear God,
I hope you got the letter and
I pray that you can make it better down here.
I don't mean a big reduction in the price of beer.
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them starving on their feet
'Cause they don't get enough to eat
From God.

I Can't believe in you.

Dear God,
Sorry to disturb you but,
I feel that I should be heard loud and clear.
We all need a big reduction in amounts of tears.
But all the people that you made in your image,
See them fighting in the street
'Cause they can't make opinions meet
About God.

Can't believe in you.

Did you make disease
And the diamond blue?
Did you make mankind
After we made you?
And the Devil too...

Dear God,
Don't know if you've noticed but
Your name is on a lot of quotes in this Book.
Us crazy humans wrote it; you should take a look.
And all the people that you made in your image
Still believin' that junk is true.
Well, I know it ain't and so do you,
Dear God.

I can't believe in...
I don't believe in...

I won't believe in Heaven and Hell,
No saints, no sinners, no Devil as well,
No pearly gates, no thorny crown.
You're always lettin' us humans down.
The wars you bring, the babes you drown,
Those lost at sea and never found.
And it's the same the whole world 'round,
The hurt I see helps to compound
The Father, Son and Holy Ghost
Is just somebody's unholy hoax.
And if you're up there, you perceive
That my heart's here upon my sleeve.
If there's one thing I don't believe in...

It's you,
Dear God.

- XTC

 

[Vic]

"We Apologize for the Inconvenience"

 

[Chunkee]

what does "LMAO" stand for

JC

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Vic
"We Apologize for the Inconvenience"

I thought the correct phrase was "Sorry for the inconvenience".

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Beau
God doesn't make bad things happen. People do. It's called free will.

Rockus.

 

[Leetman]

Originally posted by: Chunkee
what does "LMAO" stand for

JC

Laughing my @$$ off.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Beau
God doesn't make bad things happen. People do. It's called free will.

natural disasters, desease, and psychos don't have much to do with free will

<--blames god

Natural disasters, no. Disease can be prevented. Psychos can change if they want to bad enough.

 

[Gunslinger08]

Read signature #40

 

[0roo0roo]

Originally posted by: FFMCobalt

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo

Originally posted by: Beau
God doesn't make bad things happen. People do. It's called free will.

natural disasters, desease, and psychos don't have much to do with free will

<--blames god

Natural disasters, no. Disease can be prevented. Psychos can change if they want to bad enough.

oh come now, your really grasping. diseases involve free will? most of the time.. not! esp in the past. last time i checked i didn't deserve most of my colds most people i've known that have had cancer etc did not deserve it. if your going to say cancer in most cases involves free will, your on crack. most cancer isn't from cigerettes

psychos are imbalanced because of brain defect. its like saying retarded people can change if they want to bad enough.

 

[AnyMal]

Originally posted by: Beau
God doesn't make bad things happen. People do. It's called free will.

Which proves once again there is no God.

 

[0roo0roo]

not to mention plagues, mass starvation due to drought, birth defects, and gods natural abortion

since the soul is imbued at conception, atleast what the most vocal seem to believe these days, all those miscarriages are abortions and lost souls. most are so early the women doesnt notice, just a heavier flow then normal.